I missed the part that said it involved leftists, fats, or lesbians.

Yeah, let's ressurect a 30-year-old flame war!

If we build it, then it will frictionlessly tell us what to build.

the germs to punish humanity for allowing transgender Muslims to practice Sharia law while eating your pets! Repent, heathens, or you'll end up with a brainworm like RFK's and low testosterone!

for the New Horizons probe to explore, like they did with the "snowman asteroid"*, but the area of space it can reach is rather limited, as it can change its path by only about a degree with the fuel it has left.

It's still amazing something going that fast can change its path by a whole degree. Due to luck, it didn't have to use much of its onboard fuel to get to its last 2 big targets. I hope it gets a chance to use it on something important.

* Found the by the Hubble scope, actually. They keep changing the rock's name, so I just call it by its nickname.

...one way

There are other options besides QWERTY and DVORK.

"Plutocrat 'A' grew too big for their britches, so lets give some of the business to Plutocrat 'B'."

What could possibly go wrong?

First, eat a dog.

> that in voting precincts are local, so there are likely to be people there who know the person voting

Most such fraud would be done in bigger precincts, not small towns, so as to blend in better.

> so if it goes bad, you're right there to be caught.

Somebody who ready to run can outpace Barney Fife.

> you have to research the particular details of a specific person.

I'm sure Putin and Xi have a copy of everyone's drivers license.

From the 30's to 60's one got too much lead from rigged gas, and 70's+ microplastics.

Gotz more! Names Jimmy Kimmel called Don: Trumple Stilskin Trumple Orangeskin Troompa Loompa Donny Boo Boo Cheeto Chief Unhappy Gilmore Commander in Beef Mar-a-Lardo Donny Bone Spurs Colludicris El Crappy-tan Hairy Poppins King Tutan-con-man Abra-scam-lincoln Douche-olini Typhoid Donnie [got staff sick] Flabbio Tangerine Twitter Machine Tandalorian Darth Tax Evader Jabber the Hutt Orange Julius Caesar Spready Krueger [Covid] Dingus Khan Putin's Pee Pee Pal Lie-ger Woods Tweety Gonzales Tanny Soprano Q-A-Don Dictator Tot Quid Pro Combover Prisoner-Elect Star Spangled Tanner Gaseous Clay Smellvis Yellvis Fibberace Reich Tyson MAGA Teresa Pork Choppo Commander & Thief Tannie Oakley Magaroni & Cheese Scamburglar Gassolini Groper Cleaveland Mar-a-Cloggo Vladimir Gluten Carrot Bottom Tannibal Lecter The Tanchurian Candidate Kim Don Un Donye West Genghis Don Burger Jean King Julius Squeezer Uncle Scam Merrill Flinch Keester Bunny King Hungry the Eigth Petty Rosevelt Gangus Conman Lie-a-tollah Founding Frauder

---From others:---
Moutholini Mango Mussolini Don Laden Don Qaeda Hitliar Agolf Shittler Agolf Tottler Fattler ADHDolf The Count of Mostly Crisco (from Colbert) Cheeto Corleone Don Snoreleone Dozo the Clown The Nod Father Flush Gordon Hannibal Leakter Tribble Top Mess-iah Sharticus Farticus Coupy McTintFace King Tint-Uncommon Darth Vapor Donvict Nobel Price Ferrel Pharaoh Mango Unchained Tinted Toddler Yosemite Yam Flaky McCakey Bruisey McSnoozy The Great Fatzby Blob the Builder Teddy Dozevelt Dr. Strangelump Clowntator

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The world's in decline. The rich are fucking it up.

Party like it's 2019!

Lets send Musk to Mars to test that theory ... one way trip.