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Comment Re:Obligatory (Score 2) 47

It's enough for three trips.

One to the future to see the outcome and determine whether or not it was "worth it".
Two goes from the future back to the present to tell us what we found and whether or not we should turn it on.
Three goes back to the past to deal with the narcissistic wealth hoarding parasite who inevitably insists we turn it on despite knowing how bad it'll go in the future, arriving at a point prior to their attaining their power and influence; bonus points if they go back even farther and take care of the parents / grandparents by arranging events which prevent them from ever meeting in the first place.

Granted, whomever takes trip three will get stuck there but, as compensation, they get to take a copy of Grey's Sports Almanac and the 100 year history of the S&P 500 with them. Once they've acquired sufficient assets they're tasked to create an ultra secret organization akin to the "The Kingsman" series of films, which proceeds to deal with all those problematic narcissistic wealth hoarding parasites before they become a problem.

Comment Re:There are still VMWare customers? (Score 1) 90

For some customers, they looked at the resources needed to migrate, and decided it was cheaper to stay put and/or invest the resources that would be needed elsewhere in their business.

Yes, and the reason is that they stupidly painted themselves into a corner and never thought about an exit strategy. Had they been thinking about the possibility that they might one day need to migrate from the beginning, it would be much cheaper to do so now.

That's the thing about painting yourself into a corner, a little better planning at the start can always avoid it with little to no additional effort.

Comment This should surprise nobody (Score 1) 86

I've said it before, but I'll say it again for those who arrived lete: If you give an AI agency of any kind, imagine everything you ask of it to be appended with "by any means necessary", because that' how it will interpret it. Slander, doxxing, and murder will definitely NOT be off the table even if you explicitly forbid them. That's the problem.

Comment Re:We already tried it (Score 1) 90

I was in the 2nd grade when that happened. From my perspective, it was a great novelty and meant we got to take (mostly unnecessary) flashlights to school that we used in the morning walking to our bus stop. It was a hit with the kids I knew. We were disappointed that the "experiment" was stopped.

Meanwhile, in the northern-most states, the kids go to school in the dark now part of the year.

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