I'm like a 3-digiter and a 2-digiter rolled into one!
"Presumably either the ideas leaking in through an unfiltered Internet are not reaching a large enough proportion of the population, or the ideas are not expected to take hold in enough people's minds to reach a tipping point that causes a problem for the ruling party."
Comrade Minister of People's Internet Service Provider: "Comrade Minister of Enforcement of Proper Thinking, I am pleased to announce that Great Firewall 3.0 is now in place and operational. "
Comrade Minister of Enforcement of Proper Thinking: Comrade Minister of People's Internet Service Provider, this is a glorious accomplishment. We can now prevent all manner of dangerous information from reaching the people and disrupting our peace and prosperity. But..., you have blocked my access to RedTube. I can no longer perform my research into the disgusting sex practices of the Western Imperialist dogs.
Comrade Minister of People's Internet Service Provider: "Dude, have you never heard of UltraSurf?"
People *made* Geocities pages? I thought they just typed random stuff in MS Frontpage...
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.