Comment We'll always have Risa (Score 1) 101
Makes me want to play that alien flute.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Comment The HSM probably wasn't the problem (Score 4, Interesting) 19
You should probably also read the ticket where eMudhra is removed because it clarifies a few things.
They're using Ultimaco HSMs, but it seems likely they weren't willing to pay the HSM vendor to unlock a feature, so they rolled their own and ended up generating the bad keys off-device and then loading them into the HSM externally. So it's less likely that the HSM itself was bad and more likely they did something insecure and dumb to be cheap. There are some pointed questions there which they've just decided not to answer so far, including things they should be able to provide like the key generation script.
Comment Re:Don't they know how to close a door remotely? (Score 1) 72
> The article mentions seatbelts jammed in doors. Personally I think Tesla should make clear instructions to the passenger to ensure the door is fully closed before leaving.
You mean Waymo, not Tesla there, but they absolutely do yell at you to close it if you leave one open for even a minute or so. I know because we used one and got yelled at, though we were just unloading stuff at the time and closed it afterward.
Comment Re:$100 trillion Zimbabwe = $3 USD (Score 1) 126
> If your debt is denominated in dollars how does depreciation in the dollar make it harder to pay back?
It doesn't, it just leaves the general public holding sacks of worthless paper money or pointless numbers in a bank's database when they want actual stuff, like food.
Inflation as long been used as a stealthy way to tax the public, they see their quality of life going to crap as each new generation comes along, but nobody wants to admit the problem lies with government spending The US had the advantage of pushing a lot of the inflation tax onto the rest of the world, but that's going away as so many other countries want to get free of the dollar.
If tomorrow the government hands out a trillion dollars to everyone, we won't all suddenly have a lot more stuff. We'll have a lot more paper and all the resources that were scarce yesterday will still be just as scarce. Probably even more so as there's a rush to consume more before prices can fully react to such a change.
Comment $100 trillion Zimbabwe = $3 USD (Score 2) 126
> We have been hearing these same predictions about the national debt for almost 100 years
The fiat system has collapsed a few times, do you know anything about Brazil or Zimbabwe?
I don't think gold is a magic solution here, or returning to that standard would fix everything, but you do need some level of balance between the amount of currency and the things there are to buy with it and we damn near broke it during Covid with the mass inflation there. So I wouldn't be too cavalier that this could never happen, even as I don't think it's in any immediate danger.
But remember: there won't be a US dollar to peg the US dollar to if we screw it up and that's the only way Brazil got out of its mess in the 1990s.
Meanwhile, you can get $100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars for $3 USD.
Comment What is Rob up to these days, anyway? (Score 1) 75
> It's a useless technology anyway
I hope this quote someday goes on to be as infamous as "No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame." but Slashdot probably isn't relevant enough for that any longer.
Comment Re: Microsoft Store is the monopoly (Score 1) 164
Yeah, because the customers don't want anything else. Itch.io is great
Comment They could hire Kitboga for that (Score 1) 50
If they ever want to do that, they should hire Kitboga. He made a digital maze where a bunch of scammers are still looking for some bitcoin that doesn't exist by solving captchas, waiting on hold in ridiculous phone trees, etc.
Comment Re:Cast Iron (Score 2) 70
This is what I did. They're basically indestructible and once I learned how they worked, I haven't needed anything else. They also seem to be easier to clean than the old nonstick pans. Oh, and they give you a little extra iron in your food.
Comment But fraud has long been "art" (Score 1) 80
> "Art" that is created by a non-scient, non-sapient entity, that has neither an idea what it is doing nor an artist's intention is by definition not art.
This is how I feel about the banana duck taped to the wall.
Comment Re:How about... (Score 1) 49
We should ask it what the fox says.
Comment Re:Blame it on Sweden (Score 3, Interesting) 139
You can see this process at work right now in Moldova or Georgia. And of course, the Crimean operation was such a success, with such a feeble response from the west, that Putin just decided to take the whole country.
Comment Re:Confidence requires credible preparation. (Score 4, Insightful) 139
Which pretty much justifies Russia's assumption that NATO is not really a "defensive alliance" and an independent Ukraine joining NATO really is a serious threat to their security. Along with this:
Utter nonsense. When the Soviet Union broke up, the west gave Russia a complete do-over, wiping the slate clean, with an invitation to join the community of nations as a full partner. But they went with corrupt oligarchs and decided to appoint a new Czar for life, who then apparently decided he wanted their old territories back. No one wanted Russia as an enemy, until they started down the path of rebuilding their old Russian empire again by violent means.
They had a chance at redemption, and they decided to throw away their future on an old man's dream of reforming a long-dead empire. NATO is a absolutely a defensive alliance, however much Russian shills want to deny it. There is zero danger to Russia from NATO member states, and they damn well know it too, or their wouldn't have stripped their defenses along their borders to toss still more troops into the fires of the Ukraine war.
All Russia has done recently is to convince the world that they will never change their imperialistic spots. They're still stuck in an 18th century mindset of believing they deserve their old empire back - that "Russia has no borders."
Comment Why get a public CA cert for something non-public? (Score 1) 293
> Even if the hardware is already firewalled away from the public internet.
Then just use an internal CA that signs the certs for as long as you want? Why even get a public CA cert for that, if you control everyone talking to it?