I've had MySQL servers run out of disk space many times (oops) and never had any data integrity problems....

http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad...

That's enough to buy half an F-35C!

How do you know if somebody you meet at a party is a vegan or marathon runner?

They'll tell you.

While the rest of world's media reported this as "Wow! We've landed on a comet!", all the US media seemed to portray this as "huh, they did it all wrong".

Space exploration is not for Americans only, guys.

I don't remember doing that. Maybe I was drunk?

Don't forget to fill out that Donor Card

As a Brit who visits the US quite a lot, can I just point out that every liquor store I've visited in the States (from Texas to Maine) has a selection of craft beer that puts our selections to shame...

Yaay! I loved Pang, with the bubbles and the harpoon and the globetrotting and everything!

Oh...

'Pong'...

never mind.

Mac admins don't require toilets any more, they removed the port a few generations back.

>Capitalism on the other hand? It doesn't require any faith to work.

Wrong - it requires faith in the banking system. That money in your hand isn't really worth anything, we just have faith that it does.

Is it going to have "R:Tape Loading Error"?

That was always my favourite.

> By far the best drink is tap water,

Uh, not in London - it has a noticeable chemical taste, compared to tap water in e.g. Yorkshire. And let's not even think about the tap water in Iceland, which smells of eggs.

That's what she said, WOOOOOOOO

And that it pretends it wasn't.