Oh, sweetie, cherry-picking the CIA’s “low confidence” like it’s a mic drop? Precious. Their 2025 shift says lab leak’s more likely than zoonotic, backed by FBI and Energy Department’s moderate-to-high confidence. China’s data shredding leaves us scraps, but intelligence guys are not buying your market fairy tale anymore.
“No proof” of WIV’s gain-of-function? State Department docs confirm they engineered chimeric viruses, tweaking bat coronaviruses for infectivity in BSL-2 labs that screamed for BSL-4. NIH-funded experiments at WIV made viruses 10,000x more transmissible in mice. Shi Zhengli’s RaTG13 work? A 96% SARS-CoV-2 match. Deny that with a straight face.
Your “exact stall” fantasy? Those Huanan swabs came after shutdown, contaminated by humans, not animals; China cleared those critters out before testing. No intermediate host after five years, and half the early cases weren’t even market-linked. Lab proximity clusters tell the real story, not your spillover "vibes". Miller’s $100k debate win? A formatted stunt; Rootclaim still holds lab leak at 89%, unfazed. It’s showbiz, not science. And your train-riding researcher fanfic? Try sick WIV staff in 2019, per U.S. intel, sparking quiet spread near the lab, not your market soap opera. Molecular clocks peg circulation to November 2019 which is pre-market, pro-lab.
China blaming the U.S.? Deflection 101 to dodge their lab and wet market sins, with PLA ties at WIV exposed. Keep clutching that zoonotic myth; the lab leak’s stacking facts while you’re out here chasing shadows. Good luck with that.