In Minnesota AI will replace all the daycares ;)

I have some internal organs positioned in the wrong place and a major artery in my neck is missing. The more you look, the more such differences you will find.

AI Porn will hopefully put the Only Fansters out of business and force future pubescents to do real work again.

Apple makes nice computers but eventually support stops - that is the time to install OpenBSD or Linux.

Give the guy a break man. He just finished compiling the kernel.

As Sir Mick Jagger put it: Doing things we used to do - they think are new.

I used to live in a city with a roundabout fetish. Roundabouts keep the traffic flowing - which makes it more difficult for everyone else: Pedestrians, bicyclists, scooters have difficult crossing the roads because the traffic never stops, requiring traffic lights and crosswalks to halt the traffic, which then negates the roundabout...

I had that wonderful experience in a rental car and almost crashed in a busy intersection. Eventually I found the disable switch and jammed a Starbucks stir stick into it to keep it disabled.

I live in Europe - it reminds me of Brussels pointless red tape - much worse than Trump or Obama.

Depends on the car - guess you got a less annoying one. Be glad you do and drink to the rest of us poor sufferers.

I disable it immediately after starting my car and it is the first disable button I look for in a rental car. This misfeature is dangerous at busy intersections and railway crossings, of which I have a few on my daily drives.

You may be onto something: Climate Scientology. All hail Jay! All hail Jay! OK, OK, I'll get my coat...

These scientists clearly didn't get Bill Gates' memo.

Hmm, CO2 is essential for plant growth. The real pollutants are still controlled.

Shhh. Don't say that out loud.