But then you wouldn't be able to admire the bad ass virtual vehicle that you're virtually driving.

The whole thing? What would we eat?

I once read a detailed account of an experiment to this end, involving a heart of gold, an ape-descended life form, and digital watches.

Suddenly I have this image of a bright yellow smiley face dodging through a hospital pulling plugs on indigent patients while whistling and singing "We're lowering welfare costs all over the place, so put on a happy face." With long Beeeeeeeeeeeeeps in the background.

Ctrl-C/V? I thought we were supposed to use the second mouse button after highlighting? ;-)

a Quoogle?

There is no true sentence which starts this way.

The important difference between that and the "Can we live on renewables" absolutely worthless piece of reading, is that it has been long established that green energy alone will not give us the terawatts we need to enjoy our relatively luxurious lifestyle. We need to go down on energy usage, and that is what Monbiot advocates for.

Ah, an honest hair-shirt environmentalist. How refreshing.

Can someone please explain how I can leverage this situation to develop superpowers?

just like idspispopd was not that hard to remember

That is a similar topic. It has a lot to do with a 2010 bug in Germany cards. Perhaps Tigger was the programmer.

The Monty Python joke wasn't the first post on this story? Fail.

Yes, the golf courses in Somalia are beautiful. They play golf everywhere.

I really hope Bioware miraculously passes the saving throw against EAs touch of death. If the marketing campaign for Dragon Age Origins is any indication it does not look good though.

Shark mounted version coming next!