That's a relief, I can retire early then.
You always have been.
I don't recall suggesting this. Perhaps you have me confused with someone else.
I'll quote your domestic partner:
I propose chippity chop when they hit one billion.
I'm not Steve Wozniak. If I had his money, I would have retired earlier. (see above)
What would you even do with money? I've already stumbled across you before -- you're that guy who lives behind the carl's jr dumpster. I almost peed on you last weekend when the diner was closed and there weren't any other bathrooms around. The only place to go was your domicile and I didn't notice you were even there until you rolled over in your sleep. If you did that only a second later, you'd have woken up wondering why you're all wet when it hasn't been raining.
I think a radical leftwing movement would be unstoppable if they followed Mao's playbook. Because Americans have no defense against it.
Our system of checks and balances has so far proven to be pretty resilient. You guys come and go, but after 250 years you've never succeeded at killing millions through either direct executions or starvation, or both, and not for a lack of trying. In fact, you never even make it anywhere close. Which one were you part of, by the way? Were you a weatherman? The family? Or perhaps ALF? Either way, you guys were the most active when the soviets were at their peak.