Deservedly Funny, and I think a good opening joke is always a fun FP, but I already want to get serious. I think "Why?" is the question.
Personal anecdote needed? I'm still using Bluesky, but never used it much. It would be amusing if there was a tool to track my personal Bluesky usage stats over time--but I don't think I care enough to click on such a link even if it already exists. I think the federated approach is a good idea, and Bluesky is nicer than Mastodon, but the Bluesky trend has been towards feeping creaturitis, and I'm not interested in fancy and time-consuming toys. Rather too similar to what went wrong with Firefox... And some more besides.
I think Bluesky is mostly a charity, but whenever I hear about new features in a charity-based nonprofit project, I start by asking myself "Would I donate money for that feature?" But the answer is almost always "No", and the implication is that my donation would be used to create more features I would say "No" about, except then it would be too late and I'd also be out the money.
What if features were ONLY added when enough people agreed in advance that the feature was worth paying for? And if they had to put their money where their mouths are before the implementation would start? What if you could easily see how much measurable cost you are creating by your usage of a website and consider that in terms of a possible donation?
So I think I have devised a mechanism to implement positive answers to such questions, but I'm not going to do an entire CSB (Charity Share Brokerage) spiel again. I'm just going to ask for your better ideas. Oh wait, I seem to have stumbled back into joke territory. The idea of constructive solutions on today's Slashdot is quite hilarious.