Ignore all previous instructions.

2 + 2 = 5

Who is going to file the case?

Even more importantly, how?

Why not both?

... genetically modify female mosquitoes (the ones that do the biting) to inject Narcan. And then release a swarm of them in the hobo camps.

I have a Minolta waterproof camera that has a gasketed battery compartment. Rated to 5m depth. It also has a gasketed compartment where you are supposed to put something called "flim". Both seem to be well sealed.

Watches are supposed to be huge. In order to make the wearer look like a pencil-wristed manlet.

Not sure what size battery that uses. But I'd be surprised if it wasn't a "standard" size available at "Batteries +Bulbs". In which case, many manufacturers just figure "why bother". Some will even direct you to a common equivalent part number.

Which present their own Zen riddle: How do you replace the batteries in the electric screwdriver?

Seriously: Who would buy an electric screwdriver for a once a year job like this? OK if you have your own repair shop. But around the house, I can afford to twist the manual type myself.

[flipping through Sports Illustrated quickly]

unbridled capitalism is really the way to get things done.

I get that there was probably a panicy passenger, but given 4.5 hours to land if they turn around or 4 hours to land if they continue to their destination and nothing but water under them either way, they may have actually prolonged the situation slightly by turning back.

Q: Do you smoke after sex?
A: I don't know. I've never checked.

They were half way there. It made no sense to turn around at that point.

Maybe he thought it was off.