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Got a Score:5 Comment 2009-02-21
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Days Read in a Row 2012-04-27
Posted a Comment 2009-02-20
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Member of the 3 Digit UID Club 2009-03-27
Comedian 2009-03-27
Had a Comment Modded Up 2009-03-28
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Years Read 2012-11-14
Posted a Journal Entry 2009-02-20
Spent All My Mod Points 2014-10-02
Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics, Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.