RailGunner's Journal: How Hillary will win in 2016

Step 1: She'll come out of the closet, admitting one of the worst kept secrets in history is true.
Step 2: The Media will fall all over themselves to say how COURAGEOUS! and HISTORIC!! this is.
Step 3: Paint anyone who opposed Frau Fuhrer as a homophobe. After all, you're a hater is you don't vote for the first lesbian President.

Don't look at me like that. It worked for Obama, you racist.

As if the boobs weren't enough

[Marxist Hacker 42]

She'll be elected because she is a woman. All past history will be swept under the rug.

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[RailGunner]

Also: Her running mate will be....

Jeb Bush.

One People. One Party. One Leader.

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[fustakrakich]

Cheney is more her style.

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[RailGunner]

Nah, the Jebster is her choice. The Bushes and Clintons are very close, and ever since the rumored "McCain / Lieberman UNITY YOU GUYS" ticket rumors I think Hitlary wants to emulate that.

Can you imagine the scale of the fawning press coverage of Hitlary, an open lesbian, and Jeb Bush on the same ticket?

The media would slobber over that even more than the NY Times slobbered over Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin in the 1930's.

In other words, A LOT.

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[fustakrakich]

The show must go on

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[smittyoneeach]

You're a raaaaacist if you vote against Vice President Michelle Obama.

You made one important mistake

[GeckoFood]

you're a hater is you don't vote for the first lesbian President.

Simply not true. Bill was a lesbian. It is a well-documented fact that he absolutely loved women. A lot.

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[RailGunner]

It is a well-documented fact that he absolutely loved women. A lot.

Whether they wanted [wikipedia.org] him [wikipedia.org] to or [wikipedia.org] not [wikipedia.org].

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[RailGunner]

And one more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K... [wikipedia.org]

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[fustakrakich]

Bill Clinton, aka: Harcourt Fenton Mudd