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A third poll (can the . handle it?)

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  • But I was almost 18. Really. I swear. (Eh, who cares? Either way it would have been legal.)
    • Yeah, same here... The day before I enrolled for University. Half a year to go before 18.... She was older than me (19, IIRC), so who really cares, eh? On the other hand: was it really my first time that day? I don't know. I can't really pinpoint the first time, it was all weird. Now it's weird to think of it that she has two kids...

      Besides, everybody can read about it [slashdot.org] if they want.

      • Actually, I can't really pinpoint the first time, either. It's kind of a process, but I think it was December of 1998.

        And mine was younger, by the way. Okay...only by two months, but still... And apparently he wasn't terrible, because I'm still dating him.
  • Apres high school but pre-university.

    Thats right; I went a college a man.
    And met more virgins than I ever imagined (Fucking dorks!) ;)
  • Funny thing... I ended up marrying her.

    Yeah, I was older, but that didn't mean I didn't mess around as a kid... I just never dated a girl that'd go all the way :-P
  • Hard to get laid at home with strict parents. College on the other hand...
  • Summer after I graduated High School, I worked at Disneyland. Check out MouseTales [amazon.com] for some great stories. I'm in the book, but "I ain't saying where." ;)

    Disneyland was still a fun place to work at in '88. Even though the infamous Banana Ball* was no more and rarely was anyone caught shagging a guest in the paddleboat wheelhouse** or in the Jungle Cruise's expedition tent***, there was still much fun to be had.

    I met my Summer GF 3 days after I started working at the Sub Voyage. She worked Autopia, whic
    • One of my Ex's was a Jungle Cruise Skipper. She ended up becoming a character (Smee). Her sister (befeore she was fired for getting a drug conviction and then rehired after completing rehab and then quitting when she got pregnant at 18) was Pluto aand Rafiki.

      Little known fact: Pennsylvania inspection stickers are the same color and layout as Disney parking passes. If you drive by fast enough, the parking attendants don't even notice. Only difference is that the picture of mickey on the pass is a pictur
  • She was my HS punkrock lolita. Girl was old school. Nice; we had good times. Then I went to college. She went off to Pratt, didn't make it. In the next two years developed into a Bad Experience which litters everyone's romantic past. The sort of thing that older people and idiots say you Learn From. Bullshit. The only thing you learn is "Don't date Psychos."

    Sadly I've made that mistake... several times and thus filled my drawer. Has made my life interesting and probably helped fashion my wonderful
    • She was my HS punkrock lolita

      Nice imagery. Of course she was psycho, she was your punk rock lolita!

      Ok, fine, I'll answer the damned poll.

      Whatever the hell 16 was. D? I think?

      Whatever. And I've been a rabbit ever since :)

  • k (Score:1)

    by subgeek ( 263292 ) *
    i waited until i was married. i was 28. few make it to level 28 virgin, but now that i've switched classes, it doesn't matter anymore.
  • the summer before we went to different colleges
  • I'm not waiting for marriage. I just don't meet women.

    I had made an internal decision that the first time I would be in love with the woman I was sleeping with... but right now, it wouldn't exactly take a lot of effort on the woman's part to make me recant.

    However, while I have little practical experiance, I am giving myself as much book learning as possible.

    • Dude. I *love* that you can have a sense of humor about it! Believe me, in the mood I'm in, getting me to laugh is monumental. "Book learning." What a hoot!

      Oh, and looks like I get the award for youngest girl-slut here -- I was 15. Couple months shy of 16, so it was definitely still 15.

      It wasn't quite rape... but let's just say the guy never stood a chance.

      ....Bethanie....
      • You see, my problem isn't meeting women like you, it's meeting women like you that aren't already attached.

        Probably why I find polyandry to be an acceptable family situation...

        And sure, book learning is kind of a joke... [catb.org] but aside from random erotica, I also read a lot from things like the alt.sex guide (and I occasionally go back and brush up on the (giving) oral sex part, just in case...)

        • Oh, you'd be a lot of fun to mentor... Except for that love thing for you, and the total monogamy thing for me. I figure there's not much point in being married if it doesn't make a difference in how you live your life.

          And there's also the Golden Rule thing. I certainly wouldn't want Hubby training up some Sweet Young Thang...

          ....Bethanie....
          • Women say that a lot to me, actually... Annoyingly enough (see above comment on all the women I meet being taken).

            Anyway, I just complain about it. I wouldn't try to break anyone's relationship up. Well, for that reason... I might do it if I see someone in a very unhealthy relationship, but that's kind of a given, isn't it?

            Man, I'm qualifying everything, huh? Just hate being inaccurate.

            Regardless... If I were in a relationship, I don't know if I could take it being 'open', or polyandrous, or wha

        • If you plan to get by on book learning alone for now, do not read my friend's $0.25 discount bin at the library book on sex. It is filled with lies. Some funny, some painful.

          For the record, Mr. IdiotAuthorMan, I have never masturbated by sticking a hairpin in my urethra. Holy fucking owwww! And he stated this like it was just a fact of life.
          • I'm hoping I can distinguish between bad and good advice. I can certainly tell that the author of that book should experiance his suggestion... Sounds like the guy is one of those people who thought masturbation is evil, and must be stopped... and decided to try to make people do it so wrong they won't try again, if you see what I mean.
          • Oh good lord.

            I'd say that's on par with the Cosmo advice that guys like their testicles being bitten.

            WHAT are these people thinking?!?! :-)

            ....Bethanie....
            • bite my nuts and there is a very good chance I may knock your ass out. At the very least (and I'm talking bare minimum) the romance is over...at least until you make it up to me.

              That would be like me biting your tit. Wouldn't like that either would you?

              Now, a teeth-less nibble, on the other hand, well, that's all in good fun.

              Why the hell was I the one to make this poll? This screams Bethanie. ;)

              Oh, one last thing: Cosmo is a magazine for women that writes articles about men ocassionally. However, t
          • I have never masturbated by sticking a hairpin in my urethra.
            So... how DID you masturbate? ;-) Oh, come on, you know SOMEONE was going to say it!
      • I'd have to give you a run for your money girl. I was just over 15, but I ended up marrying the guy.

        *sigh* Hindsight is 20/20.

        ^_^

        • Oh no, I never even got close to marrying the guy. He dumped me when he went off to college. And then toyed with me continually for years afterwards (with my enthusiastic cooperation, I might add). I finally have gotten over him. And I mean like WAY over. But damn, it took for fucking ever!!

          In the meantime, I didn't sit around pining, if you know what I mean. I've had a good life. Lots of experiences, not all so great. But still, they're experiences, and I'd never trade them for anything in the world, ESPE
          • Frankly, I'm thinking that I wasn't ready for the best man ever until the last couple of years. For a while, I thought that was Talinom, but apparently he was just helping me further define my preferences.

            I certainly have the best man for me, in my SO.

            ^_^

  • Don't have to worry about the fun and exciting things that are transmitable through screwing around.

    Don't get to compare partner to previous lovers (and find out that there are better ones out there).

    Don't get compared to previous lovers (if the partner also made choice L).

    It is a given that someone will be better that I, and that someone will be better than her, in at least some part of sex.

    jason

  • 16 (Score:3, Interesting)

    by SolemnDragon ( 593956 ) * <solemndragon AT gmail DOT com> on Thursday June 24, 2004 @05:37PM (#9522850) Homepage Journal
    Rape. Not a choice. Nothing to see here, move along. Though i will add that it IS possible to get over it (for some) but it takes a lot of work. It was supposed to be "married" option. *sigh* It happens to more women than you think.

    Believe it or not, i'm not as victorian as i insist upon being here on slashdot. I'm not nearly as uptight in person. But it saves me a lot of trolls to be severely well-behaved here, so i'm keeping it that way.

    No, i didn't prosecute. But he got what he deserved. And i expected that it would always hurt to talk about, but it doesn't any more. I take that to mean that i'm oke again. Took long enough.

    (At least, i hope that's what it means... )

    Meh. I'm all right. Stuff happens. But that's the story. Sixteen, not by choice, and by the time i got myself together enough to consider 'revirginising", well, i wasn't as interested, being more worried about teaching myself how to interact in a healthy manner about such things. Now, of course, the answer is, "None of your business." Nothing to see here, move along...
  • One less thing to worry about.

    -MT.
  • I turned 18, graduated, moved out of my dad's place and went wild. Managed to avoid being a teenage mom by only a few months. Didn't even get kissed before then ... I was in such a restrictive home environment.
  • And, yes, it was with the woman I married.

    "Don't have sex unless you're willing to spend the rest of your life with that person"

  • M) (Score:2)

    by trmj ( 579410 )
    As soon as possible
  • ...oh, wait, I'm a father.

    Can someone explain the birds and the bees to me again?

    I never did get how birds screwing bees can produce human babies anyway.

    Cheers,

    Ethelred "I Am Not A Virgin" Unraed

  • G) 19 (Score:2)

    by Tet ( 2721 ) *
    With my other third at University. 15 years on and we're still together.

  • Gee (Score:1)

    by Sloppy ( 14984 ) *
    I was 19. A number of great stories concerning this chick, but alas, I can't tell them.
    • Cause she'd kick your ass or cause she made you sign an NDA? (you freaking stud, you) ;)
      • 'Cause she was married and still is, after all these years. I guess you could say I waited for marriage -- just not mine.
  • But I refuse to give details. Except to say that I only turned 25 two weeks ago, so the window is kinda small and it was relatively recently :)

    And now the Slashdot crowd has information that no one else has (except myself and the lady, that is).

  • Funny thing Aspergers. I've always been told I'm good looking, but I never managed to follow-up right until I met my first girlfriend: a married German woman 6 years older than me, by the name of Andrea. Our long-distance relationship lasted about three years.

    The curious can find a photo of me off my homepage :o)
  • Let's say that previously I was suffering from a near-terminal case of Mormonism. (but I got better)

    ...And waiting until you have an emotional connection with a guy...

    ..And having your first time be in a redwood forest with only your green hiking socks on...

    ...priceless...

  • -C) (Score:2)

    by JVert ( 578547 )
    She was my babysitter. (well she was my little brothers babysitter, but I kept her pretty busy...)

  • 5 serious relationships, my current one definitely being the best.

    I mean, how can you fault a guy who hears Aqua's "Freaky Friday" and decides if we ever break up, he's going to leave me that letter:

    Baby, I'm leaving you this minute
    Took the car and the cats and dogs
    Got the boots and the rhinestone stetson
    Nothing's left but the note you got, ah you suck

    I told him that we'd have to get a rhinestone stetson so he could take it.

    He said no. :D
  • That's not to say I wasn't in several relationships before marriage -- I just didn't commit to that "last bit". Got DAMN close a few times, but it was usually me who backed off. Just wasn't ready.

    I met my (now) wife when I was 22. She was from a strict middle-eastern background and her family didn't approve of long-haired, tie-dye wearing, hippy looking drummers. (Ah... those were the days...)

    What can I say? She captured my heart. She wasn't going to 'put out' until marriage and I was hooked and was

  • D) (Score:2)

    by freejung ( 624389 ) *
    Dang it, Em, I can't answer this one honestly and still say mu. Unless of course you'll give me credit as a born-again virgin.
  • That's L in the past tense, as I'm married now. I was 26 at the time.
  • see? told ya it was 60

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