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  • you're a geek.

    Heh.
  • BECAUSE OF VOLUME OF MY MESSAGES, AN AUTO-REPLY SERVICE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.

    X_ I agree. You're still a wanker.
    __ I agree. I'm still a wanker.
    __ I don't have a parrot-shaped dildo, and if you keep implying it, I shall have to bloody your nose.
    __ I DO have a parrot-shaped dildo. Are you free sometime next week?
    X_ I have been bitten by a poisonous wolf spider and cannot reply personally to your letter.
    __ The Jews deserved it. Stop with the bleeding-heart crap.
    __ I am a Jew. I agree fully.
    X_ I really think most of the flame-bait in alt.sex.* groups is probably done by government agents to keep real headway from being made in said alt.sex.* newsgroups.
    __ 14 seconds is more than enough time for me to get off. Why not enough time to get off a Stinger?

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST IN "EGG TROLL'S" AFFAIRS. YOUR COMMENTS HAVE BEEN NOTED AND WILL BE PRINTED TO HARDCOPY AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME.
  • Y'know Wil, that's the same reason a dog gives for licking its own genitals.

    Perhaps it is not the best reason to use...

  • You know what rules more?

    Sitting in your driveway, getting online through someone else's WAP using the airport card in your iBook, and reading Slashdot.

    Because you can.
  • Lamers are trolling my Journal.

    I have officially arrived.
    • Congrats man :)

      (not trying to suck up but: Wil, you rock)

    • They started on me for a while, then gave up? Perhaps you caught the ones that were bored of me ;-)

      The more attention you give them, the more you'll get. Its like a two year old ;-)

      Enjoy your trolls. Hope you get some funny ones ;-)
      • Journal trolls are actually cool--its a compliment. I wish I could get some trolls to post in mine. EggTroll?

        Maybe a first post? No one else posts, so anyone that tried would get a guaranteed success--maybe that'd take the fun out of it, though.

    • I am not a Lamer! Just because I check out WWDN, [wilwheaton.net] watch Arena, [g4tv.com] read your /. journal, [slashdot.org] and . . .

      . . .

      I guess I'm a stalker. Hey, that means I'm definitely NOT a lamer.

    • Actually, you officially arrived when you made the "Who's Who on Slashdot" page: here [shacknet.nu].

      But it's always nice to arrive again.

    • No, you've officially arrived when you've been mentioned along with Ralph Fiennes as the possible next James Bond in an interview with Pierce Brosnan (covered by Coming Attractions [corona.bc.ca]). Congratulations!

      Granted, this is the rather unique interview [thefacer.net], and Brosnan doesn't recognize you (or ST:TNG apparently) and therefore half-heartedly chooses Dame Edna as the best choice from his list of options, but it's still gotta be kinda cool and a lot closer than the rest of us to ever being Bond (except perhaps for some NSA employed geeks who probably troll Slashdot on occasion).
    • Nah, i'm just bored.

  • Uh oh! (Score:2)

    by Cliff ( 4114 )
    The gig is up! Time to find another Journal to hit.
  • I have a Sharp Zaurus PDA with a CF Wireless card. If I put my WAP in the window, I can get my email about 1/2 block away. Or I can read /. sitting on my neighbors' porch talking to them. Or like you said, sitting in the car. It isn't overly useful, but it does give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Kinda like you swallowed a tribble or something. Not that I would know. :-)

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