Mafia rap + enterprise computing = Samir?

I see your Red-Green color blindness, and raise you a Yellow denier.

I think "not having an accident" could be considered the 5th task ;-)

You saw Alice in Wonderland too it seems.

The picture on this story is Sun's symbol, not a picture of 'the sun'. Nice badonkadonk, by the way.

Jesus. Put a bag on it next time, dude.

Eh, what's the rush? Everyone knows that the xenomorph takes on characteristics of its host. Oh noes... An alien with all the powers of a baby! Just don't burp it (acid spit-up would be nasty) and we'll be fine I think.

And we're all eager to enable whatever DRM Microsoft deems to push onto our computers. In the form of 'updates.' Oh joy.

Yes, we're really eager for that, and it's good that the self styled experts at Slashdot agree that it's in our best interest to bend over and smile whenever Redmond chooses to install whatever they wish.

That plan works perfectly because it's obviously completely impossible to have two different OSes in a single house.

Well, if you're looking for abnormal people, you have come to the right place, my friend.

... to stick up my nostrils in polar alignment?

The timing is absolutely perfect, too: http://dilbert.com/fast/2009-11-24/

Too true... look at the response to Ardi: "now you have *two* missing links, one on each side of Ardi!"

sad.

Yeah, you just keep saying that.

You mean hydroxic acid?