Journal Journal: Nobody expects an Easter miracle 2
Despite the fact that he's an avowed atheist, a convicted murderer, and a card-carrying member of the KKK and proud of it, KY's really a nice guy most of the time. Like me, he's been trying to get Amy to give up her horrible lifestyle. Unlike me, he has ulterior motives.
He's a few years older than me, and his nickname, which everyone uses, comes from the fact that his home state is Kentucky. "I haven't had a hard on for five years, but damn that girl gives me wood!" he told me.
She was in rehab after she and her new husband had been staying at the Salvation Army homeless shelter. To stay there you have to attend church services, and her husband, who was as atheist as KY is, found God there and kept going to church even after he no longer had to. I've been trying to bring Amy to God for years, with little apparent effect.
One Saturday while she was in rehab, which KY had been happy to see, he and I were in Felbers having a beer. "I'm gonna break her out of rehab," he said. Only half jokingly, of course. But he got his wish when Amy called. "I'm on your porch," she said. "Where are you?"
"Why aren't you in rehab?" I asked. She was supposed to have been there for three months, after being hospitalized for a mental breakdown and spending two weeks at McFarland's, a looney bin on Springfield's far south end.
"I just left, I'll tell you about it. Come get me!" So I did.
"We're not supposed to have phones, but a guy had a smuggled cell phone and let me use it, and I called Tim's work and they told me they fired him for no call no show. I know he's out on a binge..."
"Yeah? So now you have to, too?"
"Take me to the bar and buy me a beer!"
She crashed on my couch most of the week, unable to find her hubby. I mostly listened to her sob stories and of course asked if she'd go to church with me on Easter. By the time Easter weekend came around she'd made the choice to be baptized. She finally found Tim, who had indeed gone on a binge (he's as bad as she is) and lost his job, but had another one at Gabatoni's by the third street tracks.
Friday after work we went to Felbers -- I wanted some reefer and there's usually quite a few potheads there. I couldn't find any, so after two beers we went home. Going up Ash street a black fellow in a minivan decided he was going to pass the car in front of him and swerved into me, not bothering to see if anybody was there. I slammed on the brakes and swerved to the right, but since there's a curb and a sidewalk he still hit me.
Amy got out of the car when I did. "My neck! I'm hurt!"
"Bullshit," I said. "Shut the fuck up and get back in the car!"
The black fellow was profusely apologetic and said that it was OK and that he had insurance, but he seemed really nervous, and I got the sense that he didn't want any police involvement. "Should I call 911?" he said.
I shrugged. "That side of the car's already messed up anyway, so it's up to you." The look of relief on his face was indescribable, and he started thanking me profusely, putting out his hand. I shook it and he asked if there was anything he could do. "Are you a Christian?" I asked. He answered in the affirmative, so I said "visit West Side Christian Church this Sunday." He promised he would, and Amy and I went home and put a movie in.
I was home before I realized he'd knocked my mirror off. Shoulda called the cops...
The next morning was the Saturday after Good Friday, and I make it a tradition to watch Passion of the Christ on that day, since it spans Good Friday to Easter. Easter is, after all our holiest of days.
As usual, when they were beating the shit out of Jesus with the cat-o-nine-tails and blood was splattering everywhere and his poor mother looking on (damn but that woman is a good actress) I had tears streaming down my face. Few movies have ever brought me to tears, but that one always does. Amy ran to the bathroom and puked.
That is the most intense movie I've ever seen. What other movie has no sex, no nudity, no vulgar language, yet still carries an R rating? Gibson's good, but he outdid himself on that film. Pity he's such an anti-Semite.
Amy had a hard time with the scene in The Jackal when Jack Black gets his arm blown off, too.
Stomach emptied, she came back to the couch watching the crowd screaming "crucify him!" and said "I wish I had something clean to wear to church tomorrow."
"Don't worry, God'll make sure you're ok. Just pray," I said. She bowed her head.
Five minutes later the door knocked. "I'll bet that's Tim," she said. I opened the door, and Connor was there. They had been together before she met Tim, and had a lot of her belongings -- a WHOLE lot, and was holding them hostage. He'd wanted her back.
But not any more. He was cursing and screaming at her as she brought in half a dozen trash bags filled with clothes, shoes, purses, makeup, and stuff like that. He left.
"I didn't expect that!" she said, grinning ear to ear.
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" I replied.
Woosh. She's not a Monty Python fan.
"Wow... just wow. God sure does work in mysterious ways!" she said. I smiled. After the movie we went to Felbers for a couple of beers, and she excitedly talked to anyone who would listen about the miracle, minor that it was, that she'd just experienced. And I found someone with a bag of pot for sale.
I was looking forward to getting her dunked the next day.
We got to church and sat down at a pew, filled in the cards; it's a huge, rich church on the town's west side and unlike a smaller church where the preacher sees all twenty of the people in his congregation, thousands attend West Side, and the cards are their only way of telling who comes regularly.
Before I found West Side I went to church because I felt I should. At West Side, it's the highlight of my week. If it were a house of mammon rather than a house of worship, tickets would go for a hundred dollars each and the place would be even more packed than it is. But of course, it's free. As is the coffee there. You can't help but smile and be in a good mood in that place!
The professional stage lighting came up and the professional (except on Sunday, when they work for free) singers and musicians started playing, and every song seemed to be aimed at Amy. I had tears of joy, and I don't remember that ever happening before.
"Good morning, West Side," the preacher said. "Good morning, Eddie," the congregation replied. The sermon that week was "when life doesn't go like you planned," and Amy's life sure hadn't. Not ever. It was as if his sermon was directed at her personally, just as the music had been.
When the singing before communion started, we made our way to the waterside room to see about getting her baptized. I went back for communion as she talked with Chip, one of the church's staff, who gave her a bible, a DVD, and other materials (one of which was West Sides 12 step program).
As we walked back to the car, she said "Wow. Just wow. That was really something! I really like Abundant Faith" where she and Tim had been going, "but wow. I REALLY love your church!"
The baptism will be next week, God willing, and we're hoping it will be a double baptism, with both her and Tim.
She hasn't been drunk yet this week.
The Lord works in mysterious ways -- and nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.