Brunching Shuttlecocks' Findings on Microsoft Case 83
Quite a number of people recently, includingWrexSoul wrote to say "Are you tired of waiting for the judge's findings-of-law in the Microsoft case? There's a Mad Libs-like toy on Brunching Shuttlecocks where you can have some automatically generated for you by a pack of disgruntled Keebler Elves. " Boy, I sure am *verb* about *subject*
hmm funny (Score:1)
(-5 Commentary from bitter y2k programmer)
Re:Here's an easy-to-use foo-generator (Score:2)
here's my madlib.. first try (Score:1)
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's hos have conveyed to every bitch with the potential to slut around in the cunt industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, microlegend, Compaq, performance technologies, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense cocks to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's slimy products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such asses and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and mouths that exhibit the potential to suck Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly eat consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not chew with Microsoft's pubic hair.
try putting in *NIX stuff and see what you get (Score:1)
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's emacs have conveyed to every vi with the potential to grep in the pine industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Red Hat, Compaq, Slashdot, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense *NIXs to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's gnu products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such linux and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and less that exhibit the potential to sed Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly awk consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not perl with Microsoft's tail.
Re:That's why.. (Score:1)
So, too, in prose. A simple typo is no big deal. But incorrect reasoning is something to be always wary of.
Re:Too Fun! (Score:2)
"Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's Boys have conveyed to every Weapon with the potential to Shoot in the Saskatchewan industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Dell, Compaq, Compaq, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense Girls to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's Super products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such Dogs and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and Hermaphrodites that exhibit the potential to Fuck Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly benefit Pigs never occur for the sole reason that they do not Fly with Microsoft's Dave."
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Re:Too Fun! (Score:1)
Re:Here's an easy-to-use foo-generator (Score:1)
Re:That's why.. (Score:1)
Jazilla.org - the Java Mozilla [sourceforge.net]
well... (Score:1)
Here's mine. (notice the cool usage of 'flatulent) (Score:1)
Pretty much sums it up, too.
The spanish version ... (Score:1)
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's tacos have conveyed to every enchilada with the potential to mambo in the guacamole industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Taco Bell, Compaq, Univision, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense fajitas to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's macho products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such burritos and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and gringos that exhibit the potential to "vive la vida loca" Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly macarena consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not tango with Microsoft's tequila.
Here's an easy-to-use foo-generator (Score:2)
script.pl?template=TEMPLATE_FILE_PATH&delim_l=*
#!/usr/bin/perl
require './cgi-lib.pl';
&ReadParse \(%f = ());
for (keys %f) {
$$_ = $f{$_};
}
while (<$template>) {
s{ $delim_l ([\d | \w] +) $delim_r }{ $$1 }egix;
print;
}
exit;
Re:*adjective* ? (Score:2)
You can read more about this in the Elements of Language Manual [sgc.edu].
Re:Here's an easy-to-use foo-generator (Score:1)
"Finally, why is this a CGI script instead of a regular tool?" Because it was posted in reply to a story about... a CGI script. Of course, making it into a general-purpose script is trivial.
See ya, Tom!
I just did this to ... (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Here's an easy-to-use foo-generator (Score:1)
Oh, and NO GROVELLING! :-)
Re:*adjective* ? (Score:2)
So there. :P
Vovida, OS VoIP
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Re:Here's an easy-to-use foo-generator (Score:1)
Re:Grammar (Score:1)
e. e. cummings did not blithely violate the rules of English prose--he carefully and lovingly transcended the conventional forms of poetry as they existed in his day.
Read some of his early work (or even something like "all in green went my love riding" that, apart from the capitalisation, is more or less standard English) to get a sense of what I mean.
Think of Jackson Pollock, Piet Mondrian, Picasso, and others: their early work shows an astonishing command of the medium, and they worked very hard to get to the places they ended up. Don't delude yourself into thinking you could have been as famous as Pollock if you'd suddenly appeared out of nowhere in 1950 and dumped paint from buckets onto whatever flat surface you saw.
spawn_of_yog_sothoth
*adjective* ? (Score:1)
Too Fun! (Score:2)
"Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's Ass Holes have conveyed to every Jerk with the potential to Fornicate in the Moose industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, MicroSucks, Compaq, Compaq, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense Weasles to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's Hairy products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such Boneheads and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and Necrophiles that exhibit the potential to contemplate Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly speculate consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not defrag with Microsoft's bicycle."
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Una piccola canzone, un piccolo ballo, poco seltzer giù i vostri pantaloni.
here's my letter (Score:2)
My Complaint... (Score:2)
Regards, Ralph.
And I quote... (Score:1)
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's hippies have conveyed to every car with the potential to fuck in the dog industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Dell, Compaq, McDonald's, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense asteroids to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's throbbing products.
Microsoft's past success in hurting such socks and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and fax machines that exhibit the potential to hurl Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly emote consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not dangle with Microsoft's alludium q36 explosive space modulator.
Ok here's one with the /. theme (Score:1)
God how many of these are we going to see??? Ok, I'm a hypocrite, so here's mine.
"Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's losers have conveyed to every Anonymous Coward with the
potential to smack in the Internet industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Slashdot, Compaq, Microsoft, and
others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense bunnies to harm any firm
that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's geeky products.
Microsoft's past success in hurting such Trolls and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and nerds that
exhibit the potential to slash dot effect Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly crash
consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not reboot with Microsoft's First Post."
Steven Rostedt
Other Uses (Score:1)
Nothing quite so funny as watching players to trying to find rhyme or reason in the dungeon layout/content.
Keeping his secret was well worth the entertainment.
Another of their features (Score:3)
Another of their random-(foo) generators is the Alanis Morrisette song generator... you supply a noun that is something you hate, six related plural nouns, your favorite color and poet, and the name of a former SO... this one is dedicated to all the
"I Think"
I Think AOLamers are really a huge problem
I Think jerks are too much on my mind
I Think spammers have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a Robert Frost line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Mary's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
I Think trolls are gonna drive us all crazy
And slashdot readers make me feel like a child
I Think hackers will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a Robert Frost line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Mary's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like Mary's smile, cruel and cold
Like Robert Frost's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Blame it on SPAM
Probably copyright of the brunching shuttlecock guys, but you never know!
Eric
Quick summary, in nonsense words (Score:2)
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rofl (Score:1)
intensify competition against one of
Microsoft's new products. Microsoft's past
success in hurting such beans and stifling
innovation deters investment in technologies
and bulls that exhibit the potential to buy
Microsoft. The ultimate result is that
some innovations that would truly sell
consumers never occur for the sole reason
that they do not kill with Microsoft's software.
Fun-with-words-post (Score:1)
Grammar (Score:2)
As in, "Boy, I sure am 'jump' about 'Hemos'"?
Perhaps you mean "Boy, I sure am *adjective* about *object*"
Jazilla.org - the Java Mozilla [sourceforge.net]
Another funny joke story on the findings of fact.. (Score:1)
Re:*adjective* ? (Score:1)
SHUTTLECOCK?! (Score:1)
ROFL! Mwahahahahah!!!
Oh geez they'll NEVER take this seriously!!!
Random appropriateness... (Score:1)
Re:Here's an easy-to-use foo-generator (Score:1)
Since I know about as much perl as I do python, I feel qualified to say that I find python easier to read. I'm sorry but I don't find that regexp are really that quick and easy to read.
Re:*adjective* ? (Score:2)
Vovida, OS VoIP
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
How about a vote? (Score:1)
o No!
o No! No! No!
o Pants!
Prodigious market power and immense mice (Score:1)
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's boxes have conveyed to every radio with the potential to disembowl in the sportscar industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Amazon.com Inc., Compaq, Time Magazine Inc., and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense mice to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's lucid products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such knaves and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and wives that exhibit the potential to disguise Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly run consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not punch with Microsoft's stapler.
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maybe too realistic... (Score:1)
"Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's Gods have conveyed to every House with the potential to fuck in the chocolate industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, Warner Brothers, Compaq, Wal-Mart, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense cabinets to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's useless products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such windows and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and chairs that exhibit the potential to whip Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly run consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not bite with Microsoft's sign. "
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Weird.... (Score:1)
Right - pedantry over with.
I just got (with only minor tweaking from my first attempt):
Most harmful of all is the message that Microsoft's rabbits have conveyed to every rabbit with the potential to eat in the small tank industry. Through its conduct toward Netscape, 3Com, Compaq, WalMart, and others, Microsoft has demonstrated that it will use its prodigious market power and immense guns to harm any firm that insists on pursuing initiatives that could intensify competition against one of Microsoft's wonky products. Microsoft's past success in hurting such potatoes and stifling innovation deters investment in technologies and marshmallows that exhibit the potential to run Microsoft. The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly gender-bend consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not wibble with Microsoft's hamper.
God I am feeling weird today.
That's actually not Bad (Score:1)
Re:That's why.. (Score:1)
Yeah, that Stephen King... a real pauper... Ditto George Lucas, "doing language" never made him a red cent.
(That's sarcasm, for those of you who don't "do language.")
Re:Grammar (Score:2)
| "Boy, I sure am *adverb* about *object*"
Huh...like,
"Boy, I sure am 'slowly' about 'books'"
or
"Boy, I sure am 'quietly' about 'trees'"
?
Jazilla.org - the Java Mozilla [sourceforge.net]
Re:That's why.. (Score:2)
Jazilla.org - the Java Mozilla [sourceforge.net]
31337 version: (Score:3)
Go cocks! (Score:1)
Seriously though, this one was cute, but far from the best. Hell, they've even done better Microsoft jokes. I'd include the links, but work, firewall, lalala . . . you know the deal. If you get bored, dig through the archives, a full 70-80% of the stuff is fantastic, and the weekly ratings are halarious.
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"The ultimate result is that some innovations that would truly suck consumers never occur for the sole reason that they do not spank with Microsoft's mouse."
Urgh.
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Shouldn't this have been a quickie? (Score:2)