Alien Contact Illegal in US 97
Hard_Code writes "Apparently it is illegal for United States citizens to make contact with aliens and their vehicles. " This is bizarre as hell. Not much in the way of proof, but its still pretty interesting. I'll definitely be giving extra terrestrials the silent treatment next time they try to abduct me. Update: 10/30 05:55 by CT : several people pointed out that this
is an Urban Legend. Pretty cool.
Stupid (Score:1)
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Hmm..
Re:Found Where It Was Removed... (Score:1)
The last word: it did exist, and is now repealed. (Score:1)
/.'d? (Score:1)
Re:Found Where It Was Removed... (Score:2)
Re:meeept still welcome? (Score:2)
The thing that worries me is that the US government has developed the same paternalistic attitude to other cultures that has lead to the downfall of empires (including the British empire).
Spooky (Score:2)
What do Rob mean by "NEXT time they try to abduct me"
When was last time ???
Re:TGV (Score:1)
I took the TGV from Paris to Genève and experienced exactly the phenomenon you describe--the ride was so smooth it felt like I was going slower than on an Amtrak train at home (which typically don't go much above 110 km/h). I had to do some careful estimation using my watch and the spacing of the telegraph poles along the route to convince myself otherwise.
Re: This is B.S. (Score:1)
I could dismiss this whole controversy as a tempest in a teacup if the above passage contained the word "only", so as to read: "The provisions of this part apply only to all NASA manned and unmanned space missions..."
I read it. There is nothing confusing about it and there is absolutely no need to insert the word "only" in the text. The section applies to NASA missions. It does not apply to you and me. If you think that it does, you don't understand Federal Regulations. (You should note that this is a regulation, not a law.) If anyone tried to deprive you of your liberty on the basis of this section, any judge would release you faster than you could say "habeus corpus".
If they want to illegally keep you far away from daylight, they don't need this bogus section to do it.
Motorway speed limit and the democratic vote (Score:1)
No. Who are you to tell us what to do?
I bow to the will of the majority, so if something gets a majority vote in the community then I'll obey it, even if I disagree with it. That's what belonging to a community is all about.
But the speed limit on motorways was never put to the vote, and they don't dare put it to the vote because they know they'd lose. That's why the normal free-flowing speed on British motorways is over 85 mph, despite a legal limit of 70. (Even the Metropolitan Police recommend raising the limit, without effect.) In a democracy, when politicians don't listen, their laws get ignored.
Reliable? (Score:1)
Doesn't seem to be very reliable to me...
Interesting (Score:1)
It only applied to NASA anyway (Score:1)
Here's the relevant section:
1211.101 - Applicability The provisions of this part to all NASA manned and unmanned space missions which land or come within the atmospheric envelope of a celestial body and return to the Earth.
Re: Actually, not a serious threat (Score:1)
However, I believe that it isn't a serious threat for an entirely different matter: the incredibly unlikelihood of aliens showing up on our doorstep, much less ones genetically similar to us, is enough to outweigh any paranoia about alien epidemics wiping us out. So, in a way, I suppose I agree with at least *part* of your point.
Re: This is B.S. (Score:1)
It takes hardly any time to look up a law. This would be the simplest type of story to investigate. He should do at least some research before posting a story.
It is an interesting story, however, because this law did exist for some time. A good example of how the government feels they should treat us.
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The Big Front Yard (Score:1)
The moral of the story: if a race is intelligent enough for practical interstellar flight, it's a fair bet that they're intelligent enough to pick who they want to contact. In fact, they're probably better qualified than any government.
The devil's advocacy :) (Score:1)
As for the genetic similarity issue you raised, I think the notion that the systems by which life was established on earth are unique is hogwash. That is to say I agree with you, in non-devil's advocate mode, completely
My favorite example of this is that of the bizarre species that live in deep oceans. They live off of boiling hot water and sulfur, which are two things that would kill almost any other species on the planet. At this point, the only thing that can be consistently said to be necessary for life as we know it is good old Water, and hydrocarbons. Now, it may very well be that these are not fundamental requirements, but it's all we can go off for now. Even if those are fundamental requirements, water and carbon are all over the universe (take a glance at a passing comet for example
So, life is out there. The only question in my mind is whether that life is capable of communicating with us and whether it would even want to if it could
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Re:Motorway speed limit and the democratic vote (Score:1)
post (Score:1)
In any case, even though it was repealed, it is interesting that it even made it into law in the first place!
Look at the references! (Score:1)
"On October 5, 1982, Dr. Brain T. Clifford of the Pentagon announced at a press conference ("The Star [starmagazine.com]", New York, Oct. 5, 1982) that contact between U.S. citizens and extra-terrestrials or their vehicles is strictly illegal."
I saw this link on memepool a little earlier. Notice the reference here: The Star. That tabloid newspaper you try not to look like you're reading when you're in the checkout line at the supermarket? Any article that uses that rag as a "source" is worthess.
Same, but different, in the UK (Score:1)
Taken to the extreme, this includes shortwave stations such as Voice of America, Radio France International etc. Theoretically it also includes extraterrestrial transmissions and RF noise from other stars!
Some bands, such as walkie-talkies, are open to all, but they're few and far between.
Unsurprisingly this law is only very rarely enforced (you can buy all-band radios and set up antennas at home pretty much as you wish). In the 1960's two suspected pirate radio DJ's were fined because they had a pirate radio bumper sticker- thus they must have listened to the radio station; although there was insufficient evidence to prove they were DJs.
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Not a Real Law (Score:1)
Title 14 USC applies to the Cost Guard *not* NASA.
NASA is under Title 42, Chapter 26 - National Space Program.
Some1 had too much time on thier hands to try and fake the text of a law
oops, my bad (Score:1)
NASA is undet 14 CFR not USC, my bad
heh. (Score:2)
Uh oh.. (Score:4)
P.S. Very interesting, I got some errors when I tried to post this message - my browser refused to talk to www.slashdot.org (tried all 3 IPs). THEY'RE TRYING TO SILENCE ME!
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Ignore bad laws -- just like motorway speed limit (Score:2)
Heck, on British motorways, only about 15% of drivers obey the speed limit. That's not because we're a nation of anarchists, but simply because there is no other recourse (this was never put to democratic vote, and politicians won't listen anyway), and stupid laws deserve contempt.
I sure hope that nobody who comes face-to-face with an extra-terrestrial is so totally lacking in gray matter that the first thing on their mind is whether contact is allowed by some politician. Sheesh. We'd lose all universe-cred.
The regulation has gone missing (Score:2)
Um... it is legal, after all. (Score:5)
http://www.cninews.com/Search/CNI.0199.html
This article says it is legal again, since 1991.
Which means it's been legal to talk to me since I was, oh, 23 or so.
Reliability (Score:2)
This is B.S. (Score:3)
I know Rob can't personally verify every story before he posts it. But shouldn't you be a little more careful with a particularly implausible and inflammatory one, like this one? It took me ten minutes on Google to find this information.
(I hope this isn't a double post... my first version of this comment mysteriously vanished, along with about twenty other posts.)
REPEALED (Score:2)
Thoughts on the matter (Score:3)
Now, while I don't think that this is necessary legislation (if indeed it's actually in existence), I think that it may indeed be a good idea to at least ask those aliens to wash their hands before you let them in your house.
Hoax (Score:5)
*sigh* repost because /. lost my original post.
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Read up on 'kinetic energy', and how it is proportional to the square of the speed.
If you want to get somewhere fast, go via train or plane. Otherwise, be patient.
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INS Devision 6 (Score:2)
That 1 year jail term is realy a cover so we can recrute the best of those contacteas and "reeducate" the rest.
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however the phone number of the contact person on the link I gave "is no longer in service"
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"The lame excuse offered by NASA as a sugar coating for this bitter pill is that extra-terrestrials might have a virus that could wipe out the human race"
Dont tell me that EM waves can carry viruses.. man that is a cool idea that only the Govt would have tried out and maybe succedded.
Am I being a bit too X-philish ??
Manifest
Re:REPEALED (Score:2)
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/etlaw.html
Imagine that... (Score:3)
and here I am on my way out the door to meet the ambassador from Arbarkulous Maalb for lunch.
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Found Where It Was Removed... (Score:3)
http://frwebgate3.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/waisga
That is the line where I found it... If you're too lazy to go see it I'll paste that small section here...
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14 CFR
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Chapter V
1204.501 (a) revised..........................................
1204.503 (b), (f)(3)(i)(D), (ii), (g) and (i) revised.............57592
1204.504 (a), (e)(3)(ii)(B), (iii), (f) and (h) revised...........57592
1204.1400--1204.1407 (Subpart 14) Revised................35812
1205 Removed..........................................
1209.100--1209.104 (Subpart 1) Revised........................8910
1211 Removed..........................................
1213.102 (a) introductory text revised..............................66787
Hope the HTML works, I'm not too familiar with it on
[after preview] Ok... so you can't use PRE on the board? What a pain in the ass... So I formatted with Period's by hand... hope you all can read it
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Laws vs. Regulations (Score:3)
There's a difference between Laws and Regulations, and CFR means Code of Federal Regulations. (14 CFR, for example, contains all the Federal Aviation Regulations: Parts 1 - 199.) Regulations are a civil, not a criminal, matter.
You cannot be imprisoned for violating a regulation, but other sanctions and fines can be applied. But you don't necessarily have the usual constitutional protections of due process etc. in a regulatory process.
The CFR's tend to be very technical, and the average congress person has no hope of understanding them. Try browsing Title 14 [gpo.gov]. For example, 91.175 - Takeoff and Landing Under IFR.
Phone home--best rates (Score:4)
Hey, I mean, If you saw an alien who needed to use your phone what would YOU do?
Probably the same thing Ed O'Neill did, and tell him about 1-800-COLLECT. Save fifty percent to all calls in the Orion Arm, sixty after Galactic Midnight.Re: (Score:1)
Studies show otherwise... (Score:2)
Take this with a grain of salt, as I don't have any studies or figures onhand to cite.
A giant conspiracy.. (Score:1)
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Ah, nice catch. I'd been wondering what the major difference was between CFR and say, USC (United States Code) was.
Question, however: Presidential Executive Orders take effect when published in the Federal Register. Is this the same as the FR in CFR? And, if, so, why do these executive orders carry the same "weight" as law? Is it because everyone's afraid to tick off the President?
(Feel free to reply via e-mail if this is too off-topic)
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Someone didn't do their research... (Score:2)
Nowhere does it mention contact with extraterrestrial BEINGS (maybe the confusion came from the use of the phrase "extra-terrestrial" in the (perfectly clear) sense of "beyond earth", but was interpreted in the E.T. sense by a credulous reader.
Re:The devil's advocacy :) (Score:1)
... But I'm still not letting the buggers in my house.
Re:Something comes to mind... (Score:1)
Re:Unenforceable laws which are still used as thre (Score:1)
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"'Is not a quine' is not a quine" is a quine.
Re:This is B.S. (Score:1)
> before he posts it. But shouldn't you be a
> little more careful with a particularly
> implausible and inflammatory one, like this one?
> It took me ten minutes on Google to find this
> information.
Oh, I don't know - I don't know Rob, but my guess is he doesn't have ten minutes, I know some days I don't, and I'm on vacation compared to him.
Just my factorial of five over number base used by the Babylonians cents.
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However, most drivers sit at around 140-160kmh - that is a comfortable limit for many drivers/cars.
(My apologies to the Dutch on this list, but driving here is frightening).
But if you want to go really fast on land (320kmh), get on a French TGV. Problem is, it doesn't feel fast
Re: This is B.S. (Score:1)
1211.101 Applicability. The provisions of this part apply to all NASA manned and unmanned space missions...
I could dismiss this whole controversy as a tempest in a teacup if the above passage contained the word "only", so as to read: "The provisions of this part
apply only to all NASA manned and unmanned space missions..." However, it does not contain that one little word which would have made such a big
difference. If the government was suddenly faced with the accomplished fact of an undeniable overt E.T. visitation, this regulation could therefore, be
construed as being applicable to all space missions, NASA or non NASA, whether of terrestrial or extra-terrestrial origin. As it stands, this law is
applicable to UFO contact. The meaning would have to be stretched, but the built-in loophole does exist.
I agree with that paragraph. If you read it at all carefully, you would have remembered that paragraph, and said something about it.
Just because they purposely worded the law in a confusing manner doesn't change what they would have been able to do with it.
Higher limits != Higher average speeds (Score:1)
When the speed limits were maxed at 55mph in the US, the majority of people still drove 70mph or so on the interstates. Now that the limits are 70mph in most places, people haven't increased their speed to 90mph (as many critics of rasing the limit said would happen) but rather kept in the 70-75 range.
Of course, there are still a small minority who drive 90 but they would do that regardless of lower limtis.
Now the police can focus on busting those drivers who are on one end of the bell curve, not everyone who is under the fattest part. (And people who hang out with aliens, of course.
Number of accidents are at their lowest when everyone travels at more or less the same speed.
Faster search... (Score:1)
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Uh, Dont Look Now, But... (Score:3)
Alright, about ten minutes ago there were about two dozen comments-- where the hell did they all go??
Can you say "alien abduction"?
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Re: Actually, not a serious threat... (Score:2)
The reason that the viruses the conquistadors brought with them were a problem was because ultimately the natives and the spanish were biologically very similar. The genetic differences between ethnicities are very minor and viruses don't require much if any adaptation to jump from one to the other.
An alien virus would be adapted to effect the biology of alien species. The likelyhood that an alien species would be genetically similar to humans is INCREDIBLY slim. Thus the virus would get here, find no suitable host, and either die or go into some sort of hibernation state.
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Unenforceable laws which are still used as threats (Score:1)
Want to know what some of these backwater regions are? Good portions of United States and Britain, for starters. There's a good list on Age Of Consent [ageofconsent.com] which lists when sexual relationships of varying natures become legal, if ever, though it doesn't list which positions are legal IIRC, though I know for a fact that in Virginia, everything but male-dominated missionary is illegal (you can get a heterosexual couple jailed with the right contacts by claiming that they enacted in fellatio or cunningulus, for example).
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"'Is not a quine' is not a quine" is a quine.
Now.. whay was that law made.. (Score:2)
That is as long back as 1969 isn't it ?? Doesn't this mean that even then they thought that Aliens can contact men
Hey on second thought.. that also opens up the chance that maybe, maybe even as way back as '69 Earthlings had made contact with Aliens.. oh maybe it is the other way around !
Manifest
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"Reserved" just means that section is empty. At least that's what the johns hopkins university government library librarian told me and a friend when we went in there to look it up four years ago. I'm sure she thought we were nuts. My friend and I were fresh from reading some conspiracy tripe on the internet, and when we saw "reserved" we thought Ha! They're hiding it from us! The librarian calmly flipped to the back of the book where there was a list of changes, and it said that section had been removed. So now that the section is empty, it's reserved.
Fight the power (Score:5)
"1211, talking to aliens is no fun!" chanted an angry crowd outside of Blockbuster today. Debbie Smith, local protester, had this to say, "Look at Drew Barrymore, she played with that little brown alien and look what happened to her - drugs, booze, sex, is this what we're trying to tell our young people?!?"
ACLU spokesman Kent Harris replied, "Talking to aliens is every man and woman's right. George Washington was a mason and all they do is talk to aliens, well sometimes they talk to scientologists but thats about the same thing."
Hardly sensational (Score:4)
The point about the Star being a tabloid is well-taken. Certainly it explains the bizarre slant given the story.
The regulation in question was the enforcement for the biological-isolation régime observed after Apollo 11, 12, and (I think) 14. Astronauts returning from the moon had to wear respirators and (at first) suits; the command module had to be sealed, and anything exposed in the course of getting the astronauts out of it disinfected; the crew had to spend a couple of weeks in a negative-pressure lab; workers exposed to moon rocks were also put in the lab.
It was done, not because anyone thought it likely that there were Moon Germs, but because if there were, it'd look stupid not to have taken precautions.
As with any quarantine, this had the force of law, and the power to enforce it resided, not in the Public Health Service or USAMRIID, but NASA, in the person of its administrator. That's all the reg said.
Re:Unenforceable laws which are still used as thre (Score:1)
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"'Is not a quine' is not a quine" is a quine.
Re: REPEALED (Score:2)
Ok to touch them any way you like? You better check their genitalia and age, just to be sure. We still have other laws, you know. :-)
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Re:Unenforceable laws which are still used as thre (Score:1)
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"'Is not a quine' is not a quine" is a quine.
Very Much a Hoax (Score:2)
The reason the section says "RESERVED" is because of the text of the repeal document, which specifically stated that 14 CFR 1211.100-108 would be "removed and reserved." It is common practice to do this, since if the section were not reserved, laws below it would need to be renumbered in keeping with the CFR's layout.
FWIW: This law was probably passed as a security measure in case we did find anything and ticked them off badly. I suppose the government thought the only way they could get the people who were "contacted" to come in for examination was by brute force.
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Re: This is B.S. (Score:1)
Get a grip! A 1969 law, already repealed, that allows NASA to quarrentine people who, while on a NASA mission, encountered extraterrestrial material -- how is this an example?
I don't know if you even bothered to read the text of the law that was posted, but it clearly applied only to NASA mission s despite the paranoid ravings of the authors of the page.
Will the real aliens please stand up??? (Score:2)
Did anyone else notice... (Score:1)
Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaaaainnnn...
Zontar The Mindless,
Re:Thoughts on the matter (Score:1)
Quebec (Score:1)
meeept still welcome? (Score:1)
If this story were true (which it isn't), Rob would have to stop the alien-generated posts being viewed by US citizens.
OTOH, the aliens I talk to use strong (>4096 bit) encryption , so US people can't talk to them legally anyway (In Europe we can use any key length we feel like).
Oook.
(Apologies to T. Pratchett)
One part is logical... (Score:2)
This highly important aspect seems to have been ignored by the author, hoax or not.
It might be legal NOW... but... (Score:2)
So it might be legal now, but there were 22 years that made "ET Phone Home" illegal in America.
So maybe Steven Spielberg was encouraging kids to break federal law if they encounter wrinkly aliens?
J.
in the light (Score:3)
"ET phone home... ET PHONE HOME!!"
"Hell no.. I'm not allowed to have any sort of contact with you, I'll be damned if I let you use my phone!"
Hey, I mean, If you saw an alien who needed to use your phone what would YOU do?
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Something comes to mind... (Score:1)
(Before taking exception, engage orbit period calculater)
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