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Kris Kersey wrote in to mention that
CompHardware.Com and running the Linux Hardware Database.
Roast Beef wrote in to comment that AntiOnline's new AntiCode looks Strangely Familiar.
Richard Finney sent us a nice picture of IO Transitioning Jupiter that has officially met Rob's First Law of Art (all art is better once it becomes my background image).
Next up, a trio of Star Wars related stories:
PhoneMonkey wrote in with proof that everyone has Star Wars fever over at The Onion.
Danse writes wrote in to send us The Phantom Menace Revealed from the Brunching Shuttlecocks.
Lars Westergren sent us Mr Cranky's top 10 reasons why you should be worried about the new "Star Wars" movie.
[null] created the terribly flawed Slashdot Quota (he gives more points to quickee submittors than feature & book review writers, plus
failed to give a million bonus points to anyone named CmdrTaco).
An anonymous reader linked us to a suspended Linux server.
Link wrote in to send us a little web slideshow that I can't explain, but its so odd that I had to share it.
The Dude wrote in to tell us about the ideal use for that VAX 11/780 that you lying around.
And finally for the paranoid, Cabby sent us a website which (I kid you not) is Everything Women need to know about Y2k. Sit in slack jawed amazement.
Phantom menace revealed? (Score:1)
Pieces & Parts (ruminations on a suspended ser (Score:2)
That was tough. Motherboards today are just a handful of ribbon cables. (And we had to walk uphill both ways!)
...phil
Anyone got a VAX? (Score:1)
A friend of mine actually still runs his VAX for home automation (just get X-10...). But if anyone has one of these they want to get rid of, he could really use the parts and I could use it as a large but cool addition to my monster-sized dorm room for next year...
Io "transitioning" Jupiter? (Score:1)
There is actually a cool site with many photos like this:
Astronomy picture of the day [nasa.gov]
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:1)
I was looking for the Y2k guide for dogs/cats really. This one says "if your owner goes in a mad panic, just sit back and laff!"
evidently the media has hyped up another hairbrained idea that you have to complete this list of over 500 items! yeah i have 200 bibles that should last me 6 months right? heh... I also made sure to pack enough condoms for 20 years too -- oops they expire in a year or two. give me a break...
What about a /. Game? (Score:1)
100 points if Slashdot is the home page for your browser
It is, but I actually start with a blank page.
500 points if you check Slashdot 11 or more times a day
250 per non-Anonymous Coward comment you wrote that reached a score of 3
Once, I think.
100 per non-Anonymous Coward comment you wrote that reached a score of 2
Three times, I think.
subtract 100 if you had a comment demoted from its original score
Twice, I think.
My score, FWIW... 950
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I want a VAX (Score:1)
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Get your fresh, hot kernels right here [kernel.org]!
Have they ported Linux to the Vax? (Score:1)
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Get your fresh, hot kernels right here [kernel.org]!
Prepare for Y2K, rent The Omega Man (Score:1)
Damn, someone should've done a remake for this year. They could have a line like "Keep your hands of my T1 you damn dirty mutants!"
Robustness of the Suspended Server? (Score:1)
Regards, Jochen
Re: Everything Women Need to Know... (Score:3)
"Computers are all interconnected on a worldwide network." *All*? This computer is only connected when I choose it to be. My computer at work isn't connectable at all.
"The grocery store may not have the diapers or formula your baby needs." I have two things to say to this. Cloth diapers, and breastfeed.
Putting the soapbox away now...
Les the Book
Suspended Server's hard drive (Score:1)
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:1)
What a nutcase. I wonder if she really believes all the crap she's spewing, or if she's just trying to cash in (looking, no doubt, to capture the same audience as those Intel commercials that tell you getting a Pentium III will speed up the Internet).
What will future sociologists make of this book? Incidentally, have any of you ever seen some of the hysteria surrounding the last fin de siecle? I bet this looks just as hilarious to our grandkids.
Retro 1990s style Q
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
My score: (Score:1)
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Io "transitioning" Jupiter? (Score:1)
Leveraging my middleware assets,
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
I hope that Star Wars page wasn't serious (Score:1)
Cheers, and have fun in the line!
Beer recipe: free! #Source
Cold pints: $2 #Product
Suspended Server .. (Score:1)
I think in this case, it must mean both.
re: Anyone got a VAX? (Score:1)
Millennial hysteria (Score:1)
I think I can top the VAXBar (Score:2)
It's at Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology [tjhsst.edu]. We won it years ago, but it hasn't worked since my freshman year (I graduated last year). It's a bit big (it's got its own room), so if you want it you'll have to move it yourself...
y2kwomen: Far be it from me, but (Score:1)
A generalization, thus stereotyping all men into the roll analytical engine, of a thinking robot which can only solve problems, rather than appreciating that something which is both ethereal and physical about each special problem (and about why it somehow meets the road, squishy like rubber).
One of the questions I keep hearing over and over is, Where do I start? [y2kwomen.com]
Oh. You want me to buy your book because you know What Every Woman Needs to Know and How to Keep Herself and Her Family Safe. Well, even though I'm not a woman, I feel that special comfort of wallet safety knowing, [you'll] also try and let [me] know when [I am] getting a really good price or when a higher price may be worth it because it will save [me] so much time.
You go girl! But please don't put your business in jeopardy. You need to make money too! ":-)"
I know that when there is a crisis, women are the first to help and encourage one another.
It's really nice to feel that golden warmth of good after a group affirmation followed by a hug. Especially when you don't have any power. And your bank account shows a negative balance (if it doesn't normally already ^cough!^ ). And then all the robot people rise up to overthrow humanity (just because their clocks got confused). I tell ya, we're in for the shit.
We need to pray and ask for God's strength to handle whatever happens together.
Amen to that!
Of course you could always learn some COBOL if you wanted to help stem the onslaught. Y2K is going to be one hairy ass ride. Kinda like Ken Kesey's "Furthur" bus, only with a mix of Stephen King gloom and a Charles Darwin-esq ride to extinction-ville, and the only thing that just might save us would be a groundswell of sympathetic and talented women COBOL PROGRAMMERS out there to protect us from Y2K anarchy. GO FOR IT!
As a man I ask you with all the humble acceptance of one who just cannot bring himself to the task, that we need your help. SAVE US KAREN ANDERSEN!!!!!!!!! You ARE the one! Yeah! ^clap!^ ^clap!^ ^clap^
Slashdot Quota 1.1 (Score:1)
And please, send your suggestions in. I got like four e-mails. Is that the best you can do?
Thanks again.
James T. Lilithfair.org owner/admin/all-around wacky guy.
The perfect VAXbar companion: VAXTap 2000 Pro (Score:1)
Let's put two ideas together! (Score:1)
Y2K for Women (Score:1)
Good God.
Is it just me..? (Score:1)
Apparently since Slashdot was dragging them down they did a redirect to Slashdot. It actually seemed to make Slashdot sluggish as well.
Anticode.com (Score:1)
Y2K For Women (Score:1)
On another note, the book does give some excellent pointers on food preservation, how to store water & food without it spoiling, and some other good stuff. But the book in itself is frightening.
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:1)
Apart from the Y2K FUD, I just love the assumption that all women have families, and only women care for their families. I'm particularly pleased with the assumption that "for women" is the same as "for technical ignoramuses".
*vomit*
love from the wench
Money, Money, Money! (Score:1)
One of the questions I keep hearing over and over is, "Where do I start?" So I decided to put together a list of resources that I've checked out personally and feel comfortable recommending so you can understand the Y2K problem and the implications for us as women -- whether we're single women, wives, grandmothers, sisters or whatever role we happen to be in. (These include my own products as well, including my new book Y2K for Women: How to Protect Your Home and Family in the Coming Crisis.)
Taken next to a picture of her book. Now you know what the web page is about.
~afniv
"Man könnte froh sein, wenn die Luft so rein wäre wie das Bier"
Y2k Pets for Women. (Score:1)
I really wasn't going to comment on it - everyone else has done a fine job slashing it [uninteded pun?] to ribbons. But ...
I found this [y2kwomen.com] to be a bit too much.
D
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Y2K - We're all gonna die (Score:1)
We're all gonna die because when it's all said and done, all of the idiots and fear-mongers like this one will be out of jobs, and rampaging in the streets. With the armed, and terrified maniacs that this woman is trying to create running around the streets, nobody will be safe. Did anybody else find that FAQ disturbing, and just a bit paranoid? (My Grandmother will tell you it's all the Postal Service's doing, that they're sneaking subliminal recordings into the author's radio and making her crazy. Of course, that's also why my Grandmother says she's compelled to put coconut in everything she cooks, even though she's severely allergic to it, so I'm not sure I'd trust that line of reasoning...)
Robustness of the Suspended Server? (Score:1)
I guess it'd bang around a fair bit, and the hard disk thumping against the wall would probably be bad, but it occurred to me that something suspended from the ceiling may be subject to less of the shaking than something sitting on the ground.
And the VAX Bar looks damn cool. I feel inspired.
Andrew.
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The Yautja
"It was all so different before everything changed."
VAX Bar Brings back old Memories (Score:1)
About an hour in, things were going well with the benchmark, but I got bored with the game, so I took the lander about 100 miles up and turned it around and drove it full tilt into the moon.
Crassh!! Yep that's right, I killed the whole VAX. Apparently there wasn't quite enough memory to fit the lander in, and the most violent crash of the lander ate the O/S for lunch.
Despite all this being explained to the customer, and DEC's insistance that we now do the benchmark with me properly annointing the official observe chair, we did not buy a VAX for that requirement.
Y2KWomen. (Score:1)
Have fun.
4616! (Score:1)
OTOH, I'm not sure if I really were slashdotted, as I was running Apache for OS/2 at the time which is not exactly a reference work on software that can handle high loads.
Cheers, as always,
Joshua.
Astronomy picture of the day as your background! (Score:1)
Put this in your .xinitrc:
xloadimage -onroot -fullscreen -border black /tmp/astro.jpg -display localhost:0
And run this [julianhaight.com] daily in a cron, and you'll get the The Astronomy Picture of the Day [nasa.gov] everyday as your background automatically.
Fun with perl!
-=Julian=-
Millennial hysteria (Score:1)
Lemme get this straight (Score:1)
Money, Money, Money! (Score:1)
Y2k for women (Score:2)
Many of the tips were useful in *ANY* disaster situation. Some of them were even totally irrelevant to Y2k. Some computers decide they can't understand what year it is, and so suddenly you need a hammer and screwdriver? What the heck?!
What really bothered me is all the examples about "if there was an earthquake", or "if there was a flood". Yeah, ok, that involves actual physical things happening, like machines and buildings being destroyed, and nothing CAN work, even if it knows the correct year. People writing these things need to look at reality, do some research, and instead of pointing out all the worst things that could ever happen, look at *why* these things might happen, and what would happen as a result of them. Clueless FUDmeisters have this idea that the whole world will just stop at the stroke of midnight. The truth is that many Y2k problems have already been happening, with things like credit card expiration dates, and many things will not go wrong until well after January 1. But I us slashdotters already know all of this stuff.
So, what's my point here. Well, I'm sick of the media blowing this stuff out of proportion. They all talk about stocking up on everything so you can survive the week or two when things might not work (if even that long). They claim everything in the stores will magically disappear. They may be right, but it won't be because of the y2k problem. It will be because of them telling everybody that everything will be gone. So the media is causing the very problem they are predicting.
Well, I'm babbling now. Time to shut up.
Slashdot Quota: 3000ish (Score:1)
Oh well.
This could be a very long thread...
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:1)
I'm looking forward to seeing "Y2K for transexuals," "Y2K for infants," and especially "Y2K for iguanas."
Come on now, it's almost within 8 months. There has to be some way of hyping this that hasn't been done yet.
Y2k: Superstition (Score:1)
I've finally realized what Y2K hysteria is all about. It's about superstition. It's not considered intelligent to be superstitious in this modern era of science, but the numerological implications of moving on to the last year of the millennium (or the first year of the third millennium, if you're a victim of the true millennium bug) is overwhelming people who are even slightly inclined to be superstitious. The Y2K bug gives these people a technologically-acceptable way of labeling their superstition.
Just the $ (Score:1)
Slide show image names. (Score:1)
But the f_ckingmonkeyislandendingsucks.jpg too.
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Anyone got a VAX? (Score:1)
But you could probably tell from the VMS in my mail address...
No, I'm not giving you my password either.
One question: Can you get the model name from the commad line, and if so, how?
Re: Anyone got a VAX? (Score:1)
Multiprocessing is ENABLED. Streamlined synchronization image loaded.
PRIMARY CPU = 00
Active CPUs: 00 01 02 03
Configured CPUs: 00 01 02 03
And yet sometimes it takes forever to respond to my login request...
Slashdot in the Geek Code? (Score:1)
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:1)
Then, just to add insult to injury, the data from a computer that's OK ("2000-compliant") can essentially get "infected" by the data from a computer that's got date problems (non-compliant). This means that if my business has its computers all brand new and 2000-compliant, and my computer "talks" to another computer by modem, my computer is at risk for getting major problems.
Gosh, sounds pretty bad. I am, however, relieved to know that sleeping bags now come in attractive, bright colors.
love this quote: (Score:1)
guns in particular) a little differently and more personally."
Oh no! bad computer! *BANG*
I want to buy that bar.. (Score:1)
Are those for sale yet ?
Slide show image names. (Score:1)
Suspended servers are not new... (Score:1)
I guess that it predates this custom made objet d'art...
Is it a mobile server? (Score:1)
The perfect VAXbar companion: VAXTap 2000 Pro (Score:1)
anticode (Score:1)
Women and Y2K (Score:1)
http://www.sandismith.com/y2kindex.html
The Onion Rocks! (Score:1)
BTW, the suspended linux server was cool. I've done something similar but it was fastened to the underside of my loft... and I've always *wanted* to make a bar out of a VAX. :-)
Thad
Delivery (Score:1)
True, though it is nice having free copies of it available all over the city. Useful for those times when you are waiting to meet a friend at a bar and they are late showing up. It is usually available right next to the Shepherd Express, another free (but more serious) newspaper. Great publications, especially compared the *major* paper in the area... which you have to pay for even though it sucks more than a whitehouse intern.
Thad
Quotient (Score:1)
( -500 - (2 x -500)/0 = +infinity
I think all of the mathematicians in the room are wincing right now.
And it's not because a parenthesis is missing. ;-)
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:1)
Anyone who gets into this end of the world when the computers come a crashing deserves to be left in the dark ages.
Another suspended server (Score:1)
"Magic is a Dual Pentium Pro running Linux (...) with 128MB RAM, 3.4GB of disk space and a shared T1 to the internet. (...) Originally was used as a small network computer in some big company, hen was sold for a song to Halted Specialties Co. where it was sold without hard drive and RAM for $99 to James Neal."
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:1)
for museums? This will go down in history as
the y2k year.
It would be great if someone would collect all
this stuff and make it available on a web site.
This goes also for memorabilia for Dan Quayle's
vice-presidential candidature. Where can I get the
words for the "Indiana" parody now? Someone should
keep all this stuff.
Cheers.....
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:2)
I think that this website does a great disservice to women by perpetuating the stereotype of the helpless female. There is enough sexism still within our society without someone adding to it. I can understand if this site was done as a joke by someone making light of these kidns of issues, but the fact that it was created by a woman for women is insulting to say the least.
This is exactly the kind of think I would have expected were I alive in the fifties. First off, a page like this should NOT exist and second off, women who want equal worth for equal pay should not expect to be treated like this.
Isn't this kind of things why we burned our bras in the first place?
Io "transitioning" Jupiter? (Score:1)
The word you want is "transit", dude. "Transition" are these eyeglass lenses that go from light to dark depending on whether you're inside or outside. Operators are standing by.
ObJupiter: I picked up a copy of "2001: A Space Odyssey" on DVD today. Time to kick back with a few beers and watch Kubrick's meisterwerk.
ROFLMAO (Score:1)
haha, check out the title of this Y2K faq section (Score:1)
I know that as soon as Y2K hits and all the computers blow up, I'm going to want a gun for fighting off the evil rioters and looters in this rural town. But then, I'm just a little old house wife who is supposed to be scared and concerned enough to buy a bad book.
Delivery (Score:1)
Pieces & Parts (ruminations on a suspended (Score:1)
I have one of those. I've been tempted to take it a part, but it's box is pretty nice looking. (a box in a very traditional sense- the top is on a hinge, the receiver and buttons are inside).
Anyway, at my last job, one of the hardware technicians had a dual-boot intel machine which had parts on the wall, and parts on the underside of the shelf that was above the motherboard (the disk drive here, the cd-rom drive there, etc....) also a bunch of spare cpu fans happily whirring away, and the audio system taken apart, souped up, and distributed around the room.
I told a friend of mine I wanted one. She looked at me like I was nuts.
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Ouch.... (Score:2)
www.y2kwomen.com (Score:1)
This site is all FUD and crud.
Y2K: doing your womanly preparations (Score:2)
Have they ported Linux to the Vax? (Score:1)
NetBSD already has VAX support and it
supports about a dozen
other platforms as well!
And remember, NetBSD is *the* multiplatform OS!