Binary Watch 217
sovereignclass writes: "IDG in Sweden ran a little story about a firm in Norway that has built a binary wrist watch. It look way cool and I am definitely in line for getting one myself. With a price-tag of 250 norwegian kronor it's not a tough buy either. Yes, it shows time in decimal too... In Sweden we often poke fun at the Norwegians (like the Germans do to the Ostfriesen) and this almost sounds too good to be true."
Aww! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Aww! (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.blinkenlights.de/ [blinkenlights.de]
My wife loves this watch! (Score:1)
Darling, I hope I wasn't too much of an animal last night for those 101 mintes.
This is what I want.. (Score:1)
A race that still think digital watches are neat. (Score:1)
Re:A race that still think digital watches are nea (Score:1)
This looks like a joke... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:This looks like a joke... (Score:1)
It's real, but not as cool looking as the renders. (Score:4, Informative)
Plain 'ol LCD stuff. Still pretty cool for the price though.
When can I buy one? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:When can I buy one? (Score:1)
...3... ???
Might be a typo... or the Y2k2 bug
Re:When can I buy one? (Score:5, Funny)
Now, I don't want to be picky or anything.. but.. well.. you do know about binary don't you?
Re:When can I buy one? (Score:2, Funny)
Reminds me of the Futurama episode where Bender is having a nightmare in binary..
He wakes up, shivering:
Bender: What an awful dream! 1s and 0s everywhere!
Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as 2.
Nitpick (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Nitpick part II (Score:1)
Plus, of course, the watch isn't even true binary. It's binary coded sexagesimal. There used to be an X11 clock (I cant' remember what it was called) that showed the time in thousandths of a day. Now that'd be a truly geeky watch...
Re:Nitpick part II (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Nitpick part II (Score:1)
kinda a sad part to it, it used to be one of the ways that the time was displayed on cnn.com (a fairly mainstream site, if I had to find one) but when the internet bubble started to collapse, then they removed it in favor of more traditional time stuff.
oh well. It would be cool to have a global timesystem that gained wide use. I tried setting my personal time to GMT once, but it was kinda tough always having to subtract 8 (or 7 in the summer) whenever someone asked me the time. Wellm to be honest, every once in a while, if i was in a surly mood, I would just give them the time in GMT when they ask.
but then again, i'm a bit of a jerk.
Nitpick part III (Score:1, Insightful)
I'm not too familiar with "beat time" or whatever, but technically, 999 would probably be 23:58:33.6 GMT, since each beat(?) is 1 minute, 26.4 seconds.
Re:Nitpick part II (Score:2)
Why is that cool? When I say something happens at @500, you then need to translate that to, lets see, maybe 4 am your time to figure out if it was light or dark. I suppose if it really was universal, so you knew what time dawn, dusk, lunch and midnight are where you are, it might be OK, but otherwise it's annoying.
I guess these are the same sorts of arguments people have against metric weights and measures, to some degree.
Re:Nitpick part II (Score:2)
When you go east or west, however, you may have problems
Re:Nitpick Redux (Score:3, Interesting)
HH:MM:SS time is actually called "sexagesimal."
Yes, it is called sexagesimal, but that's a misnomer. It's three decimal components with distinct modulo periods.
For mathematicians, sexagesimal numbering would use sixty different digit symbols, for every component. The Babylonians used sexagesimal numbering for a range of things, not just counting minutes, but that's where we got the hour/minute/second convention.
Someone below also mentioned that the watch is "binary coded sexagesimal". That's closer to the mark, as the minutes and seconds digits are shown in distinct groupings of six binary digits (wasting four permutations for 60, 61, 62, 63). It does not count for the hours position, though, as that is shown with only five binary digits.
A twelve-hour system would be "binary coded duodecimal," but the watch appears to use a twenty-four hour system which would be called "binary coded tetravigesimal."
Forget the binary one - check out the infrared one (Score:4, Funny)
This page is under construction
In a few days we will present a complete new type of watch.
This watch will communicate with other similar watches and send virus to each other.
Wow, nothing like truth in marketing, I guess.
Re:Forget the binary one - check out the infrared (Score:1)
Great Virus Game!!! (Score:5, Interesting)
I set up my virus to give the message 'all your squares are belong to torus' and walk about with my watch blasting that out in IR. Any other watch I pass gets infected with the virus!
Then everytime a watch links to a base unit it puts all its messages (along with where they are geographically) into a website.
I can call up 'all your squares are belong to torus' and see how far its spread.
I walk past someone on a street in London who flies off to Tokyo and goes dancing allnight - soon most of Japan is infected with 'all your squares are belong to torus'. How cool a game is that! I'd play!
The best locations to get your virus to would be Antrctica and the ISS I'd have thought. Oh, and Manchester.
Re:Great Virus Game!!! (Score:1)
Re:Great Virus Game!!! (Score:2)
Sadly, that's not much different from the STD situation, except that you don't want to have your name on the "high scoring" boards.
Need to team up with thinkgeek.com (Score:3, Funny)
Sell all three together as a set.... Then head to work for the day..... That will keep you from getting a date for at least the next year!
On a side note, the idea is cool for the watch and I like it, I just wish they looked a little cooler... They kinda look cheap.
Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com (Score:1)
Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com (Score:1)
I'll also say that I've used them for relatives: "What do you want for Christmas/Birthday/etc." "Anything from Thinkgeek." It's pretty much filled with stuff I'd like to have, but nothing I can't live without.
Now, I won't plug them anymore.
Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com (Score:2)
first analog, now this (Score:4, Funny)
Re:first analog, now this (Score:2)
Re:first analog, now this (Score:2)
I can't count the number of times I got dropped off at a game room (when I was younger) and thinking I only had 10 minutes left, ripped through the quarters. Fifteen minutes later I realise what I'd done and then have to figure out what to do for the next 55 minutes...
GTRacer
- "It's closer to the 4. Why wouldn't I round up?"
Spartacus Backwards Clock (Score:3, Interesting)
A friend reports a similar confusion with orange and purple, but it was purposefully engendered by her many cooperating (all older) siblings...
Equivalents for BCD (Score:1)
Actually... (Score:1, Flamebait)
Stupid Idea (Score:5, Funny)
"Excuse me sir, do you have the time?"
"Yes, it's... uhhh... 12.. no, 14! I mean, er, do you have a pencil?"
"Uh, never mind. Thanks anyway, you fucking dork."
Now if they had a hex watch, THAT would be cool... :->
I hate to nitpick... (Score:1)
Re:Stupid Idea (Score:1)
Jee-sus! How did you find time to do that and screw all the hot girls in your year?
"How queer" would be more appropriate (Score:2)
JOhn
This is cool... (Score:2)
Re:This is cool... (Score:1)
Only a hair harder than reading an analog clock. Possibly more so if you don't do binary well.
The watch looks pretty cool. I agree though, that blinking LEDs would have been kick ass.
Now, if only I could find a nice, relatively unintrusive binary clock for Windows.
BCD vs binary (was Re:This is cool...) (Score:1)
If it's the same one that I am thinking of, that's a BCD clock and not binary (seconds since Unix epoch?
I have a BCD watch with flashing LEDs, which is made by Citizen (an `Independent 1481010 model'). It was only available in Japan, and I can't find any pages or pictures of it right now, so you'll just have to take my word for it.
BCD is easy enough to read once you get the hang of it, but I think the extra level of complexity of a real binary number-of-seconds-since-01/01/1970 watch will be too much to cope with.
Having said that, I'll probably get one anyway to add to my collection
Re:BCD vs binary (was Re:This is cool...) (Score:1)
The time is (Score:1)
I don't trust that site. (Score:1)
I like the idea of a binary watch. I prefer hex personally but hey! : )
Who would buy from a site with their online catalogue being only 3D studio max renditions?
There is a real shot on the site (Score:1)
The promotional video is pretty funny too (in an MST3K, bad movie kinda way...).
But does it also do metric time? (Score:1)
Web site for that is http://zapatopi.net/metrictime.html
Why do I need a watch, binary or not? (Score:1, Funny)
Which also leeds to the question, why do I need to wear pants? My cube desk pretty much covers the lower half of my body.
Re:Why do I need a watch, binary or not? (Score:2)
Yeah, but does it show the time in binary, using little blinky LEDs, like mine [snoopy.net] does?
Incidentally, I also think that the LEDs would make a far cooler watch than the LCD display with 1's and 0's.
Hmmm.... maybe I should just make one.
Re:Why do I need a watch, binary or not? (Score:1)
Your bcd led display is much nicer than their binary lcd display, and much easier to read.
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Fsck! Why not a Hex Watch (Score:1)
d2x(date('B'))'.'d2x((time('S')*65536%86400),4)
(this is REXX). Currently it's B26C9.AA7F A.D.
Re:Fsck! Why not a Hex Watch (Score:1, Funny)
to feed at least one child in Africa...
Hey, I'm a secretary, and have enough resources to feed 2 children (African or not) at a time: One on the left, one on the right.
You just have to love the infra-red model (Score:1)
Hang on... (Score:1, Interesting)
Re:Hang on... (Score:1)
US Dollar Conversion (Score:4, Informative)
--
Evan
Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. (Score:5, Interesting)
Does anyone know of a watch that does this?
Level of fuzziness (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Level of fuzziness (Score:1)
Analog watch (Score:2)
Re:Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. (Score:2)
Someone at my office saw my screen one time and said, "cool, you have a slacker clock!"
Indeed.
Re:Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. (Score:2, Funny)
Yep, I've got one. It only has an hour hand.
Someone: What's the time?
Me: Errrm, about half two. Probably.
cmclean
Re:Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. (Score:1)
The clock face was 12 (or 6, I'm not sure) colored sectors and the hands were replaced by a disc with one sector cut out.
I thought it was a stupid idea. When someone asks for the time you'd answer "well, it's almost red, but we still have a bit of yellow left" ?
Now a hexadecimal clock I'd buy immediately.
want (Score:1)
Fake (Score:1)
Got the Time? (Score:2, Redundant)
"It's 110101000100101101000101"
"Nevermind then."
Re:Got the Time? (Score:1)
That way you can read the time in HH:MM:SS, and then switch over to binary in time to scare your coworkers...
What We REALLY Need (Score:1, Interesting)
"Do you have the time?"
"Yeah, it's 2,000,230,293"
"Go away."
Heh (Score:1)
Time as switches (Score:1)
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Cost (Score:1)
$11111010 Norway Kroner = $11011.1011100 United States
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Glem aldri (Score:2, Interesting)
As a guest of the norwegians, I find it amusing that they were given the hardest, rockiest land in all of Sweden as their own, only to become the some of the most valuable land on earth, because of the oil, gas, fish, and other wealth just off the shoreline.
It's lots of fun tho, the tit-for-tat between them and you. I saw a widely circulated map the other day which shows scandanavia without sweden. Very popular here.
Closest thing to it in the States that I can think of is the ongoing rivalry between Oklahoma and Texas. (although there is probably more physical violence in that one, heh.)
Stillig klokke, dudes.
Re:Glem aldri (Score:1)
making fun of Norwegians (knowing Norway is slightly
better
Norway to set up shops?
I agree with an earlier poster that the watch would have
been cooler if it displayed hex, though..
Re:Glem aldri (Score:2)
Re:Glem aldri (Score:2)
Before then Norway was under Danish rule from the 1300's, and prior to that it was a sovereign monarchy.
Re:Glem aldri (Score:2)
Enoch (Score:1)
Set to GMT, it would be a real internet time.
Hoax. (Score:1)
Wrong Time (Score:4, Funny)
10111
111011
110010
But every watch marketer knows that you should be showing:
01010
001010
000000
which is 10:10 AM. Apparently it's recommended for digital watches as well, so I don't see why they shouldn't use it for binary watches.
How useful though? (Score:1)
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Aaaaargh! (Score:1)
Well they got this one wrong. Seven-segment displays for binary numbers? So they might be taking the piss with that, but they could at least offer up a true binary watch at the same time.
All it would need is 17 binary indicators, or three seven-segment display units (which would leave 4 bits over, for
Swatch did ".beat [swatch.com]"-time, but the maximum would be ".otherBeat" with 1024 beats per day (
Gah. If you want something done properly
I say this product has a market for (Score:1)
Is it real? (Score:1)
Mh, the pictures look like coming from a ray tracer. Does this watch exist or is this just a funny Web page?
It's KRONER not KRONOR. (Score:1)
f*** the swedish
--larsw.
Epoch (Score:1)
Yes this is a hoax (Score:1)
"This page is under construction
In a few days we will present a complete new type of watch.
This watch will communicate with other similar watches and
send virus to each other."
Run a whois on the domain. The registrants adress's don't match up with what's on the site, and the site is hosted in sweden. So I suppose it's just a swedish mockery of the norwegians..
World's Best Currency Converter (Score:1)
I like this... (Score:1)
I'm considering building a wall model.
Watch The Video!! (Score:2, Interesting)
From RSI??? (Score:2)
The Binary watch from RSI -- Perfect for the geek with RSI!
Or will you just get carpal tunnel syndrome from wearing it?
Epoch (Score:2)
May The TRue Time be with you!
Re:Epoch (Score:2)
Bystander: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Me: Yes, its been 1007744600 seconds since midnight of January 1st, 1970.
Bystander:
another binary wrist watch (Score:2, Informative)
After some time you can read the time as fast as you can read it from a normal watch.
Swatch's "Internet time" (Score:2)
Swatch started this in 1998, and you can still buy Swatch watches that use it, but it's only marginally more useful than the binary watch.
Weird time... (Score:2, Insightful)
hah - gotta get my slams on Norwegians when I can. I went to school with a girl who used the e-mail sig the Norwegan goddess, so we of course made fun of her as the Nor-WEGG-An goddess rather than the Nor-Weeg-An goddess. Ah, the good old days
Anyhow, straying offtopic. Not much you can say about a friggin watch, tho (ooh - mine does base 2!).
I can just imagine a conversation here:
So, is there a time I can take you home and show you the true meaning of love?
Scrawling on a bar napkin: 11001
Um, is that supposed to be a time? It looks like you forgot the colon... what's the extra one for?
It's in binary - see? Look at my watch.
That's a weird watch... it looks like it's almost that time now... you're not trying to pull something over on me, are you?
Naw. Ask one of your buddies over there, maybe they can figure it out.
Smiling slyly - by the looks of things, it's almost that time now.
I'm waiting...
(asking buddies) What the f*ck is binary? For that matter, what the f*ck does 11011 mean in it?
(shrugging) The heck if I know.
Me either. Hey, your friend over there just headed out the door... did you get a phone number?
Shit!
(for the technically challenged or lazy, 11001 binary is 25 decimal [16+8+1=25] - thanks go out to the Dukes of Stratosphear [aka XTC] for their strange and weirdly inspiring song 25 O'Clock)
actually seems pretty cool (Score:2)
Forget Binary -- Seconds Since Epoch! (Score:2)
1007771123
1007771124
1007771125
1007771126....
Maybe I can just get a watch that has a perl interpreter:
perl -e "while() {print time; sleep(1);} "
A thought.
Re:Sorry for being a stupid American... (Score:2)
Someone from East Frisia, an area in the north-west of Germany (from the Dutch border along to coast up to maybe Bremen or so). There's also West Frisia (in the Netherlands) and North Frisia (up along the western coast of Germany from north of the Elbe river up to Denmark).
Re:Sorry for being a stupid American... (Score:2, Informative)
In Roman times the Frisian tribes lived from what is now northern France along the North Sea coast all the way up into Denmark. In Medievial times there once were to be 7 Frisian Kingdoms (or Islands). The Flag [tripod.com]