
The Ultimate Chair 93
bt445 pointed us to the
desk of the future (well, kinda: we mentioned it here a couple years ago, but it's looking much nicer now. Mobile chair, multi head monitors, customized air flow: it would seem a shame to write code with this bad boy: it really looks like you should use it to drive a mech.
Techie chair (Score:2)
Yuck, why don't you just become a cyborg (Score:5)
A few years of this and your muscles will atrophy.
The human body wasn't designed for sitting nearly motionless for such long periods of time, if you try to make it do do, you're going to get back aches, arthritis, obsesity, CPI and a host of other muscular-skeletal malfunctions.
Something better would be something like the running pad for the old school nintendos, where you can move your whole body around to use your computer. Step with your right foot for carraite return, left foot for back in your browser, etc, etc, etc. A few eyars of this, and geeks would have the body of Adonis.
It's not even ready to watch tv from ! (Score:1)
Naaah... (Score:1)
You can't play a thing on two heads - the target is in the middle - between them.
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Oh, come on.... (Score:1)
puhleez... :P
Chair of the future? (Score:3)
Besides that, who here as room for this thing in their apartment or house? I mean, it has it's own air control system. Just slap some sides on this puppy and sell it as a portable room.
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Can you imagine... (Score:1)
That would be like a conference table or something.
Thank you.
Re:Yuck, why don't you just become a cyborg (Score:5)
> a recipe for obesity and muscle loss,
That's the same line of thought as "make Linux more user-friendly and you'll take away it's power".
Nuts to that.
This is a more comfortable and pleasant environment (well, lets assume that) it doesn't mean you're going to be a arthritic zombie. It merely assists you to do what you do. If you're an idiot that wallows in a fancy chair then heaven forbid if you ever got loose in a beer factory.
Chairs don't kill people - people kill people.
The world's most comfortable chair? (Score:2)
50 years later...
Apologies to the Tick...
American made? (Score:5)
Dunno about you guys but when I grab the FM I'd like to check those examples and thingies while I'm reading (at least at work). IMHO this design sucks for system administrators (that would be me ;)), programmers, site art designers, financial managers (don't know the right verb), application managers, and maybe even directors / managers themselves (there is hardly any space to talk with customers). So whats left? IMHO the ordinary secretaries and the people behind the desk, but I doubt if they would like a design such as this ;)
IMHO people should concentrate on how you can use this kind of stuff. NOT how it looks.
Possibilities... (Score:3)
"...hey, Bob, got a minute?"
"...why sure, Jim! Let me just...turn my desk around...(Bob reaches conspicuously for control unit; other co-workers groan, roll eyes)
*click* WHZZZZT! *CRASH* "AIEEEEeeeee....."
Re:Yuck, why don't you just become a cyborg (Score:3)
Re:Chair of the future? (Score:1)
Mine's currently on order. I paid an obscene amount for it, and I've got some pretty wicked systems to go with it. Worth every penny!
Re:Chair of the future? (Score:2)
If more companies would spend good money on chairs maybe they would have less workmans comp, maybe insurance premiums would be lower. My back hurts so much I can't sit for an hour anymore, I think it is due to these cheap chairs that many companies stick programmers in.
There is a store [relaxtheback.com] with cool chairs but once again cost is very high, but what is the real cost of not buying good chairs
Re:Yuck, why don't you just become a cyborg (Score:3)
Heh. Imagine the poor schmuck surfing porn at work with one of those things. They'd be doing a tarantella just trying to close the pop-up windows when the boss walked into the office...
Ergonomically inconvenient (Oook) (Score:1)
[1]Hey, it reduces RSI.
Do they actually have customers? (Score:2)
Re:American made? (Score:1)
Re:Ergonomically inconvenient (Oook) (Score:1)
Re:American made? (Score:1)
Ergonomic information (Score:3)
There's information there about furniture, keyboards, mice, etc., as well reasons why you want an ergonomically correct environment
My department just got the Aeron Chair [hermanmiller.com] from Herman Miller [hermanmiller.com], and they are not only very comfortable, but easy to configure and reconfigure, so that you don't keep the same posture throughout the day. I highly recommend them, although they run about $750 per chair.
Doesn't look very ergo to me. (Score:1)
I can tell you just from having one monitor offset from my keyboard for too long, that ain't good for your neck.
Re:American made? (Score:1)
Hehe, I totally agree with you there. If you can choose between, say, a virtual reality kit or some race car model for GP3 and yet you choose this for a setup then you truly are hopeless ;-))
Nice chairs (Score:1)
Seriously though, these chairs rock. Mesh support to allow the body to breath, tilt at the hip, full support, extra wide arm rests, and the list goes on and on.
OK, here's a vaguely relevant Urban Legend... (Score:1)
He's got his workstation, his coding, plus music, and cats. For his music, he likes to wear some serious headphones and then wrap a towel over them. To keep his too-affectionate cats away, he devises a sort of skirt out of aluminum-foil (the cats don't like the noise tinfoil makes when they jump up on it). So far, he's got everything set.
He's sitting there working, headphones and towel, plus foil skirting, all in place when... he spies the FedEx guy looking in and going all wide-eyed!
Maybe it's only funny because I could see this...
I'm not impressed... (Score:4)
What? Me, the ultimate technophile, not impressed by smooth curves, individual lightning and A/C?
That's because I think this is simply the deluxe-version of the stupid little computer-tables we find in the corner of computershops.
You know, the ones where you have your PC, Printer, Keyboard, Paper and Mouse jammed into a tiny little space without any real desktop space at all.
I find this rather important: you cannot have enough desktop space. It's cute if you can rotate your workarea to follow (avoid?) the sun, but where do I place my books, papers, notes, disks, CDs, magazines, lunch?
I'm currently designing The Ultimate PC Desk with a good friend (a carpenter in Germany), and the main thing so far is to have a truly massive workspace (yes, when it's done we'll put up a site and I'll tell you all about it).
Thinking of these Poetic Technology (hey, nice name) desks, I imagine a huge, open room, full of these things, with people sitting edge to edge to edge to edge...worse than cubicles, ugh.
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"What, I need a *reason* for everything?" -- Calvin
Re:Ergonomically inconvenient (Oook) (Score:1)
Ultimate geek office setup (Score:1)
Opposite of the workbench: book shelves, filing cabinets, misc. storage space, a couch. All of this should be low too. You should be able to access everything without having to stand up.
A big unobstructed window. Extra points if you can open it.
A door.
Lights you can control.
great... (Score:1)
"sex on tv is bad, you might fall off..."
WOW! What news! (Score:1)
Hey, check out these links on PoeticTech's workstation too!
Anti-cubicle [slashdot.org]
Ultimate Workstation [slashdot.org]
Hey wait... those links look oddly familiar.
Perhaps the
-Todd
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My dream (Score:1)
- A nice comfortable armchair with elevated foot-rest
- keyboard on your lap
- a huge video gun on top of your head, projecting a homunguous resolution on the opposite wall.
- or some head-mounted display with a similar effect.
- some sort of rodent to be controlled with your feet (which are nicely up already) so you don't need to move your fingers off the keyboard for the few times you need to point and drool and click
- Desk space on both sides, in two or three layers. computer-controlled motor elevates the right desktop to you. Or some sort of carouselle arrangement, so you can have more deskspace than you can comfortably reach.
Worst than cubicles... (Score:2)
- "Err.. Where is my office?"
- "But this IS your office, you have everything you need inside. We are actually waiting for the new model, which features a body excrements removal system, walls and a sas lockable from outside. Have fun!"
Re:Naaah... (Score:1)
Re:Nice chairs (Score:1)
I'll trade the "chair of the future" any day for an Aeron.
Re:Yuck, why don't you just become a cyborg (Score:2)
Hmm, I wonder if there's a variation on Godwin's Law for debates about human origins...
nice but overloaded (Score:1)
Re: Become a cyborg (Score:2)
Re: Become a cyborg (Score:1)
Something about automatic shaving and a perfumed disinfectant spray wouldn't have gone a miss though. ;)
Re:WOW! What news! (Score:1)
Grow up already. Jesus.
Re:Slashdot repeats story for 100th time! (Score:2)
bt445 pointed us to the desk of the future (well, kinda: we mentioned it here a couple years ago, but it's looking much nicer now.
They:
1) Admit it's a repeat.
2) Mention it's looking much nicer now.
3) Posted a story that was <B>SUBMITTED BY A READER!</B>
What don't you people understand about this? Almost ALL slashdot stories are submitted by people who read Slashdot. At least one person found this interesting, Slashdot worthy, and didn't know it had been posted.
Re:Yuck, why don't you just become a cyborg (Score:2)
Uh... the human body wasn't designed for anything. In fact, it wasn't designed at all. We evolved to this state and we'll continue to evolve. If this chair weeds out those genes that require people to be active 3 hours a day in order not to develope disease, so be it.
Re:Recycled News (Score:1)
If Slashdot articles suck so hard, go do the active research required to dig up a new story. People submit these things. Find something more interesting, and submit [slashdot.org] it.
Re:WOW! What news! (Score:2)
Now granted, I can't even get to the poetictech site to see if it's a "new" design, but I doubt it. Somehow I think it's the same one we saw before.
-Todd
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The Kungfu typewriter (Score:2)
It may not be very productive, but, if you currently spend 8 hours typing and 2 exercising to compensate the sedentary time, with this you could spend 10 hours kungfu-typing.
Great, this Krueger.
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Re:Recycled News (Score:1)
gun rack? (Score:2)
there are 3 kinds of people:
* those who can count
Re:Recycled News (Score:1)
Why not moderate the whole freakin' "news" story down to "redundant" since it was originally posted in January of 1999?
Ultimate Desk ... office prison (Score:2)
Tank Driving (Score:1)
LOL (Score:1)
Re:WOW! What news! (Score:1)
It's called revisionism.
Re:parse error at '(' (Score:1)
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Re:Chair of the future? (Score:1)
They will spend $8000+ on this desk/accessories, and then spend much much more on the computers to go in it.
I personally think this desk would look awesomein the middle of am empty warehouse, with a little bit of a fine fog, and some lights mounted in the ceiling shining down at it.
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Re:Nice chairs (Score:1)
Re:Chair of the future? (Score:2)
The chair I'm sitting in is a Herman Miller Aeron, which costs around $800, retail. I figure my company probably paid $500-$600 for it, since they bought a large number of them. That's less than 1% of my annual salary.
If being more comfortable (and this chair is far more comfortable than any other work chair I've ever had) makes people 1% more productive than a less comfortable chair, the company is actually making money by buying the more expensive chairs.
I'm in the process of turning one room of my apartment into an office where I can work from home, occasionally. I'm probably going to go ahead and shell out the money for an Aeron. If not the Aeron, then some other high-quality chair.
That said: The super-cube in this article doesn't look particularly comfortable to me. Give me a real office, with a door that closes, not some gimmicky-looking piece of trash.
Re:The Kungfu typewriter (Score:2)
"Everybody's kung-fu typin'
Those cats type a doc like lightnin'
It makes doin' emacs look frightnin'
when everybody's kung-fu typin'
Re:Can you imagine... (Score:1)
Yeah, and lets have a Beowulf cluster of Fords as well.
You cluster computers, not tables.
Kent
Hey check it out! (Score:1)
Re:Ergonomic information (Score:1)
Actually, list price is about 1 kilobuck. But you can get a ~50% discount if you either know an office furnature dealer or you buy enough in bulk.
Kent
Want one... (Score:1)
Best work station around (Score:1)
VideoDesk (Score:2)
An ideal version could OCR any page you put on the desk. You cut and paste text pointing at it and dragging it to a blank real paper page.
I find it fascinating.
What about filtering out extraneous sounds? (Score:1)
Re:Chair of the future? (Score:1)
Those of us who would otherwise spend more at the chiropractor than we do on our computers and furniture combined.
Re:WOW! What news! (Score:1)
What effort? Actually remembering it was posted before and then plugging "poetictech" into the search box at the bottom of the page to get the link to the earlier post?
Welcome to the networked world, buddy. It's not like I went to the library to pull up the newspaper archives on microfiche and scan through them until I found the article.
-Todd
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Reminds me of... (Score:1)
Hmmmm, though even the dentist's chair doesn't have power swiveling like most of those computer desks do. That said, they're pretty cool and if I had a few grand laying around with nothing better to do with it (ha!), I'd get myself one. I've long been thinking about how a perfect computer desk workspace would function, and this is pretty darn close to what I'd like. And the chair looks extremely comfy...
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Missing a few things... (Score:1)
& if I'm going to commit to living in that chair, it better have a fridge. Wouldn't want to have to get up.
too much free time...
Rotation Defaults (Score:1)
I sware when I got in I was facing the other way!
Re:I'm not impressed... (Score:1)
Re:Yuck, why don't you just become a cyborg (Score:1)
er how about stick with "The human body wasn't designed - EVER!"
Yeah right, this'll be popular in tech places (Score:1)
Real techs balance the keyboard on their knees or on top of the room-heater sized case on the floor their server is housed in, surrounded by Industrial shelving.
Nota to anyone trying to get my interest with this - leave Star Trek: the Next Generation Borg cube to the artsies, and pass the savings onto me by giving me the 1/2 of a Volkswagon Jetta's cost in cash.
ultimate desk (Score:1)
I went to Home Depot and bought a 4x8 sheet of 3/4" laminated plywood (laminated for easy cleanup of spilled drinks/food). I cut it to about 3.5' x 5' (the largest object that will fit in my car flat). Then I added folding banquet table legs to the bottom. The result? A large, plain, flat, white table with more than enough room for a 20" monitor, a printer, a scanner, and a lot of misc paperwork as well.
I love it.
It cost me about $40 in materials.
-michael-
Re:I'm not impressed... (Score:1)
I would like to see some kind of system where the chair, monitors, and keyboard are all mounted on a gimbal so that I can position the monitor and chair in an ideal relative position and then recline freely.
The Kung Fu Keyboard would be cool, too, though.
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Re:Ergonomic information (Score:1)
This spring I spent over a week studying and trying out chairs and ended up buying a Leap. I'm totally happy with it, many of my back, shoulder, arm problems went away! And 5-6 people have bought them just from sitting in mine.
Desk or Car (Score:1)
What a fucking waste of money.
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you are not what you own
A couple of unimportant thoughts... (Score:2)
Re:Chair of the future? (Score:1)
I know of at least two firms who have kitted their entire office (all employees) with Aerons. They're worth it in the long run.
However, not all is peachy... it's developed a wobble. Luckily, Herman Miller engineers are going to come and service it for me. =)
Re:Ergonomic information (Score:1)
We have one of these chairs (Score:1)
It looks cool, and the janitors here really like to sit in it and pretend that it's some sort of Space Chair or something, and it certainly gets lots of oohs and aahs, but for me, give me a nice Miller chair and an adjustable desk and I'm happy.
wormhole! full reverse! (Score:1)
dilbert Cubical 2000 (Score:2)
"Whatever you do, don't get these two tubes mixed up..."
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years? (Score:1)
Damn, I remember that, and it does not seem like I have been reading
But yes, it does look quite a bit nicer, and they have a few different styles now.
Wow... maybe I can afford one now, I could not back when I first read about it I know.
Re:Chair of the future? (Score:1)
Unbelievable (Score:1)
b) it has _got_ to be cheaper to throw up a few walls, run some conduits and a quiet little blower for air circulation.
c) If these started being the norm where I work, I would immediately crank up the resume circulation.
The benefits of an office (any size) with a door that you can _close_ can not be overstated.
Anyone corporate officer who buys one of these monstrosities for a creative type should be unceremoniously shot.
-- Eric
Re:Chair of the future? (Score:1)
First few days everyone thought I was crazy to spend my money on something company should provide.
No back pain for me, I don't notice what time it is. But I _did_ choose this one out of 50+ I've tried, and bought one more for my home. $300 for a chair isn't necessarily cheap, but worth it.
And I cancelled my Aeron order that day.
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Leonid S. Knyshov
lame. (Score:1)
Hmmm... Where have I seen it before???? (Score:1)
Frankly I wouldn't mind having one in the office, but for the price my company would be paying I say give a nice big fat bonus!
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Re:Missing: and the pop-out coffeecup holder (Score:1)
CyberSurfer anyone? (Score:1)
Driving a mech? (Score:1)
Re:Chair of the future? (Score:1)
"Who here is going to spend more on their chair than they are on their computer?" you ask.
Well, I would. I hope I would have a great computer also, (better than the "middling" one I have now) but that wouldn't prevent me from buying something like the poetic technologies' chairs/workstations.
Think about it for a moment -- how many hours per day do you spend using your computer? Do you use it for "play" -- coding for fun, using the net, whatever -- or do you use it for work AND for play, spending perhaps upwards of 12 hours some days at your computer, your workstation?
Sure, we all know that you have to get up every half an hour and move around, get the blood flowing, but how many times have you been so into something that you've looked up and three hours (or more) have gone by and the only reason you're looking up is that your big-ass container of mountain dew is empty and you need your caffeine?
Yes, I know this is a stereotype.. but's it's a valid stereotype. I work out, almost every day I get to the community center, swim, do some weights. I'm not one of the muscle crew, but I'm doing okay for someone with a sedentary job. I know for a FACT though that if I had a more ergomonically correct work station that the work would be easier. And easier means faster. And thinking about that, well life is far too short -- the more hours spent doing things with the people we love are more hours worth living.
"Human Engineering" -- the science of engineering things to make them the best they can be for us (where things are in your car, where the knobs are so you can reach them without crashing, etc.. all that is human engineering, and each company tries to out engineer the other) is a hot area and it should be: there are lots of things that are uncomfortable for no good reason and should be redesigned. Like the workstation that gives everyone a shoulder/wrist/backache.
Do you know how many tens of millions of dollars are spent each year on repetitive stress injuries, including carpal tunnel, shoulder strain (reaching for that damned mouse) and other computer workstation-related repetitive movement injuries?
Why should I (or anyone else) get back strain and shoulder strain from reaching for the mouse time after time? In a human engineered, ergonomic work station, that would never happen. In a Poetic Technologies Workstation, that would never happen. I wouldn't have the repetitive injuries, the stress injuries, the aches and pains that come from things being placed badly.
And so you ask, would I pay a lot of money to get rid of all that, and vastly improve the quality of my work life and play (at least the part that happens on the net)? Hell, yeah, I would. I think the better question, more to the point, is why wouldn't you?
Your computer you exchange every few years, but the hours you sit in a chair at a desk that doesn't "fit" you right, and does all sorts of uncomfortable things to you -- how could that be good? Think of it this way, if for no other reason than getting your work done FASTER because you're more focused and able to get out of that chair an hour or two earlier to rejoin life. That's a great reason alone to invest in a good work station, or even a great one.
If I had the money, I'd buy one today. Unfortunately, I can't afford one - yet. But I will, eventually. And I can't wait. If you, whomever you are, reading this, can afford one, get it. If you use it for work, you write it off on your taxes - and think of the investment in your productivity, health, and enjoyment of work that you're making. I think that's worth a couple of computer upgrades. I really do.
Music? (Score:1)
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Re:Music? (Score:1)
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