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Comment Re:OMG! They had to wait for a token to arrive??? (Score 1) 160

It's an illogical situation that has been entrenched by traditions.

So that the employer can reduce payroll by not hiring people who live rather than Xmiles. Now tell me about employees who walk to work, or drive a car that gets good gas milage, or an electric vehicle or takes a bus, or takes a subway, then walks, or drives to the NYC Port authority, then takes a bus, then takes a taxi, or takes the subway. Or bikes to work. Made even more complex by the idea that people should be paid their hourly - making it a tap-dance - you want horly pay? Seems like someone with a two hour commute would be making good money for half his day, doing nothing. Or of course, working an 8 hour day, the ride home would be paid overtime.

I think what you think is logical is a wildly complex system, and almost impossible to implement.

You technically are not working when at home off hours outside employee supervision just coming up with ideas on your own, unless the employer has written a very distinct arrangement with you into a contract.

I exactly am doing work that is intrinsically tied to my profession. I don't expect paid for it, but if I didn't dream the solution the solution might not be had.

As for that which you don't write down or document in a tangible form.. How can you even prove work was done if asked to make a showing?

I'll bite - how do you prove that you spent 2 hours 15 minutes and ten seconds on that commute you believe you should be paid for? tracking your car or otherwise location? Text Message? There is another whole world besides punching a time clock. If your arcane solution would be taken to force hourly workers paid for their commute, the response would be to put just about everyone on a salary system, or payment by task system.

Comment Re:It's fashion (Score 2) 72

That might be the worst ad I've ever seen.

The crazy part is that Jaguar car demographic used to be guys like me. A bit of success, some discretionary money. Now they've pivoted to young androgynist urbanites that hang out at trendy clubs, and dress "interestingly". How many of that demographic has the money? There's a saying, "Don't abandon your core demographic, and replace it with nothing."

Jaguar kind of shit the bed here, they've now fired their CEO and the ad agency that came up with that abomination.

Meanwhile sister company Land Rover is doing well with their unchanged, un-abandoned demographic.

Comment Re:It's fashion (Score 1) 72

There are lots of reasons to own an iPhone. I don't think an iPhone "sock" is one of them.

Good thing when you buy an iPhone it doesn't include this sock? Nobody would argue with that statement?

Good virtue signal nobody was asking for though?

True dat. Generally, Apple products are done with some taste. I have 4 Macs, 2 iPads, and 2 iPhones. I'd think long and hard about buying them if I thought that stupid sock represented users. Oh, and then there is the orange iPhone. The pumpkin spice of iPhones.

Comment Re:It's the inspiration that I enjoy. (Score 1) 72

A bit of cloth inspired by... a bit of cloth.

That's high fashion for ya!

I highly recommend taking a look at the designer's work. https://us.isseymiyake.com/ While you do, ask yourself, "wha..?", "huh?", and, "what awful sci-fi movie did I see that in?"

OMG! The dancing models in ridiculous oversized swatches of fabric. I don't think I've seen anything funnier than that serious angry face stomp-dance with the sleeves flowing around like she was pike-hiking a mountain trail in a long time. That's the best laugh I've had in days. Imagine being the guy that had to explain to her, "I want you to look angry and really sell the trudge while swinging your arms around like an idiot!" I'll bet she ended up thinking porn would have been more dignified.

Yoko Ono approved! They need to pair that weirdness with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment Re:It's a micropurse. (Score 1) 72

Well, maybe personal wealth more than just bad sense. If $150-$230 is a trivial amount for you, then why not blow it on a trivial whim? Well, because you're so wealthy that something that cheap will invite laughter - "Oh, was your valet unwell that day?" So, "I'm so wealthy that I can throw $200 away on worthless crap to show off that I can throw $200 away, but no so wealthy that I can pay someone to carry my phone for me. Now you know my economic class without having to ask. You're welcome, f-k off."

I hope they don't mind being laughed at for the stupid looking things. As pretty as a Tesla Cybertruck.

Comment Re:OMG (Score 4, Funny) 72

You're not far off. This "sock" is more akin to a condom, "expanding to fit more of a user's" stuff.

In days of old, when nights were bold,

With condoms not invented,

They tied a sock, around their cock,

Then babies were prevented.

Comment Re:It's fashion (Score 4, Insightful) 72

Not utility, the money is for the social signal.

There are lots of reasons to own an iPhone. I don't think an iPhone "sock" is one of them. And damn, I think more people are going to laugh at the tool that owns one than think "Ooooo, that's really cool! Even their models wearing it for the photos look like they fear the ridicule.

I get strong New Jaguar vibes out of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment Re:What? how long can that possibly take? (Score 1) 160

Is it illegal if you are salaried? Or how about if you have to take a dump? Or if I think about a problem while eating dinner?

Salaried exempt is a fixed amount of pay per pay period regardless of the number of hours, so they aren't part of this discussion. You dont' get extra pay for working more than 40 hours doing the same job as you do during regular hours, And they can't pay you less for working fewer hours one day either.

As a salaried worker.. there is no such thing as "clock in" / "clock out time", so it's an unrelated matter. If your employer reduces your pay for a difference in hours less than not working a whole day, then they lose the Overtime exemption.

There are many different situations. Your cut and dried example is just an example, not a universal.

And no you don't get to content cop me. The conversations have been widespread, so I address them. There are some here who want paid per mile of driving. Some who want paid for their commute to work. So yeah, I'm going to go along and ask the hypotheticals.

Including the salaried guy who does get paid for his travel, 70 cents per mile.

Finally, my contract that I was working on before my present position stated that if I regularly work more than 50 hours a week, I get paid overtime based on a simple calculation. Still salaried though. If I don't go over regularly, the paychecks stay the same.

And if I might correct you. I signed in and out. And our timecards are audited, and compared to the signing and sign out sheets. If they don't match - if I claim X hours, but not signed in. I got docked. And if the opposite is true, if my sign in and sign out times show I worked over 50 hours regularly. I got paid extra.

My present situation has renumeration that is task based. That's a lot simpler. Even then, it is a hybrid. I'm paid as an independent contractor, but have their HR and accountants do all my W2 and deductions. There was a case at an earlier, different workplace I was at, many years ago in the 80's, where the auditors decided that the exempt people were being abused, and made that company pay them overtime for every hour over 40 based on the sign in sheets. Perhaps things are not as cut and dried as you believe.

If I might be blunt - we have some experts on the law in here, who might not know the exactitude of every situation, even though they express great authority. I wouldn't even have said that, but you declared me irrelevant.

Comment Re:OMG! They had to wait for a token to arrive??? (Score 1) 160

Clocking out to use the toilet, sip coffee, answer the phone for non-work items, patting the dog's head.

They cannot. Many retail employers would do this with their minimum wage staff if the law allowed it. This is also Illegal. Federal law prohibits deducting pay for breaks under 20 minutes; even if the employee was persuaded to agree. Federal law states that breaks less than 20 minutes must be paid. The break has to exceed 20 minutes before the employer may clock you out.

Employers are required to pay for all time spent on breaks less than 20 minutes. The only thing they can do is track or limit your number and duration of breaks.

Employers: Cannot require clocking out for short breaks: It is illegal to dock pay for breaks under 20 minutes

Employers: Cannot impose unreasonable restrictions. That includes things such as not letting employees use the bathroom, or forcing them to take 20 minutes... locking bathroom doors and actions that cause delays, etc. Must allow restroom use as needed per OSHA rules / ADA rules in some situations. An employer cannot require bathroom breaks to be at scheduled times, either.

I wasn't suggesting that. I was making the comparison that those practices would be in the in the same school as wanting paid for the commute to work. But let's analyze this a bit.

One of my biggest tools I use is "dreaming the solution". It's a strange thing. I've used it to grok solutions to very complex problems. The wife has become used to me bolting upright in bed... "Fixed another problem, hon?" It's not something I control, but it is doing WFH. (half my work is WFH)

So, if I was paid for time worked, Is that time I needed to be paid for? It isn't an instant process either. It's like running a computer overnight to do computation intensive work. Wonder if I would have to be woken up to take a break?

Anyhow, I love posting hypotheticals. What if no one posted hypotheticals? (ducking)

Comment Re:What? how long can that possibly take? (Score 1) 160

You get salary when you work a higher position at a bigger company... not when you flip burgers at BK.

True, dat.

f you live far enough away from your cushy office job that you have to "bill the company for transit time"... you're not working at the right place. If you have to take the company to court to get your $5 worth of gas added to your salary, you're not working at the right place.

Once upon a time, those burger flipping jobs were considered as starter jobs. Outside of manager positions, they weren't career choices. We really need to go back to that, since some today are trying to make the drive through window at BK a career.

Comment Re:What? how long can that possibly take? (Score 1) 160

I know... $80k is so little, who could ever live off that? *checks his bank account to see how few dollars are left, while walking around his apartment checking all the computers*

Reminds me of a co-worker back around 1980. Engineer who was making 6 figures a year. In 1980! At that point, I was making ~15K per year.

A good engineer, nice guy, but he was constantly bellyaching about not making enough money, not having enough money, How sad life was that people aren't paid enough. Meanwhile, I was doing okay. Wife was working, but because she enjoyed it. I was even saving money. How could this be?

It's all relative. Since we worked together and were friends, we compared notes. He bought as much house as he could afford +, had a wife who demanded it be in the best neighborhood, and who liked her expensive clothing and other social accouterments. He was happy to play the keeping up game. He was prone to impulse buying, and wasn't in the habit of budgeting. Checking account dangerously close to 0. No savings.

Meanwhile, my newly minted wife and I were managing to live modestly yet nicely, and were even saving. She's really good with money, and I'm an inveterate planner. Some say to a fault.

All relative, he had so much trouble grokking that I could do that.

Meanwhile I could still live comfortably off 80 K per year today. 45 years after this guy couldn't live off 30K more than that. Some people will be broke no matter how big their paycheck is.

I've never worked at McDonald's, but I worked at pizza places while in Jr High.

And how did you know I have way too many computers!? 8^) Wife just put me on a computer moratorium for a couple years. Can't blame her. I do have a fault of liking my tech-toys.

Comment Re:tool prep time is not really an commute or is r (Score 1) 160

"I take it you don't get a salary? That you get paid by the second?"

I'm an "exempt" employee in California. Salary for over 2 decades.

I also turned down a company car to use my own. I get paid for "miles". $0.70 per. I do not get paid miles going to my office-- but from my office to any given site. At least during M-F. Sometimes I need to hit a site on the weekend, and miles start the moment I leave the driveway of my home.

There is zero expectation that my 8 hours start when I start my drive in to the office. It starts when I arrive. And yes, it's not uncommon (particularly during projects) that I work well over 8 hours. When that happens, we get comp-time at some point in the future.

I prefer simplicity. In my present work, I'm paid by the task - the day after the task. I told them the amount I wanted on the Check. They take care of the details to make certain the all the other items deductions, SS, and taxes.

I like things simple. I really don't deal with milage, or all the other things I consider minutiae. I deal with simple numbers. What this means is not filling out milage reports and the other stuff that clutters up to work. Perhaps I'm eccentric. But I like simple because my actual work is quite complex.

Comment Re:What? how long can that possibly take? (Score 1) 160

Hey uh, speaking of parking..I wasn't paying attention when that corporate email went "ding" while I was shoving my dong. Didn't pull out in time 'cause email distracted me. Can I haz child support now?

(I think I'm going to file a class-action lawsuit. Against class-action lawsuits. Gonna put my money on who wins by losing the most leastest.)

Is his mom gonna keep the baby?

Comment Re: What? how long can that possibly take? (Score 2) 160

Unnecessary commuting is one of the biggest contributors to carbon emissions, and covid proved that with significant drops in co2 emissions when people were working from home. There needs to be regulations to prevent employers from forcing unnecessary commuting, such as:

Right to work remotely unless it can be proven that your job absolutely requires presence in a specific location. Make commuting time work time, requiring employees to be paid for it. Tax employers based on the number of commuting hours across their employee base. Require employers to offer relocation assistance for permanent employees who absolutely need to be in a specific location. Flexible/staggered hours so employees can avoid peak travel times.

So there needs to be a law that says a mine worker or factory worker or roughneck, or grocery store worker has to be proven to need to travel to the mine or factory or oil drilling rig?

There is a whole world out there that isn't Programming or remote IT. Probably most work. Now that said, I think a lot of people in here should be required to never go to a workplace where there are other people. Y'all are mighty bitter in here, and it probably wears on people.

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