Depending on the need, archival quality Blu-ray Discs are not bad either. As to the material, it is not much unlike writing modern stone tablets.

They will preload everything based on your daily habits and sell it as a copilot, when in fact it is a shitty captain.

We would but America has a giant Butt-Plug in the Oval Office right now. Maybe the next election will contact Roto-Rooter for removal of that obnoxious obstruction.

Yes, it is a well-known fact that one can drive by a corn field and immediately tell if it was part of overproduction. That's one amazing set of eyes you have.

And Argentina also has a state-supplied health care system, which la Presidenta is helping to subsidize with that $40 Billion ($20 Billion now, $20 Billion later). The reason is that both his sons and Bessent (Sec. of the Treasury) had crypto investments in the crap Milei was promoting before it went south. The $40 Billion of U.S. taxpayer money is to preserve la Presidenta's Crime Family's and Bessent's investments. Are we tired of winning yet?

Indeed, Canada has been opening markets for its produce and they advertise that their stuff is free of nasty things the countries do not want, and, most importantly, their record are open for customers to see.

Before AI I replaced my flagship Android phone once every 2 or 3 years. Now I am not sure, how can I replace my phone if I do not want AI functionality in it at all?

DOGE doesn't but the little Maggots in it have been seeded out to the agencies to spread their diseases further. I hope the next actual Administration goes through and weeds out the Maggots with which la Presidenta has infested the Fed. Gov. And sells off the tasteless gold-plated gewgaws with which el Bunko has festooned the White House, give the proceeds to the poor. And while it is cleaning house, it can tear down the dumpy flag poles he's installed and tear down the new "ballroom" and the new gaudy arch he's planning. They can dump it on Mar-a-Lago, "Here's your crap back, Miss Piggy!"

In the future, Terminator bots will track you down and demand payment to be funneled to el Bunko by threatening to make you sit next to Stinky during a very loooong cabinet meeting if you don't pay up.

Only in this regime. Prior administrations, forgetting about el Bunko I, had very intelligent Sec. of Ed.

It isn't, and the title was not clickbait. It merely indicated an antivirus system. Actually, it should have said a "virus monitoring system". CO2 is merely a convenient canary.

You do realize that masking is mainly to prevent you, a sainted prole, from spreading your germs, yes?

Somewhere in Redmond a megalomaniac mid-level manager sees an opportunity in Notepad. It will become the everything app, and he will use it to conquer the organisation. Eventually, it will replace the Windows desktop, perfectly virtualising it.

Well, the would be the case except that Elmo is a weenie. He'll happily send others to an uncertain fate but not himself.

HHS has a job opening for you. Please see JFK Jr.'s appt secretary. You need (2) faulty references, proof of your ability to lie with a straight face, and a bone and a rattle. The latter are for explaining new "cures".