Comment Re: Noviye Russkiye jokes aside, (Score 3, Informative) 76
This does in fact concern both 911 and cayenne.
>This includes popular models like the Cayenne, Macan, Panamera, Taycan, 911, and the 718 Cayman and Boxster.
Also methods of fixing it suggest that there's just something borked with servers or the modules themselves:
>Some drivers reported success after disconnecting their car batteries for up to 10 hours, while others managed to restore function by disabling or rebooting the VTS module entirely. Rolf dealerships have been instructing technicians to manually reset the alarm units, which often requires partially dismantling the vehicle. Some cars spring back to life immediately, while others remain stubbornly offline despite multiple attempts.
Bad coding/expectation of update that never arrived due to cancellation of service after Russia started the war and Porche officially pulled support as it pulled out?