Domesticated farm animals put people out of business.
And in some parts of the country, sex robots will put domestic farm animals out of work.
Don't you have an election to win, Donald?
Thank you for being the only one to get my reference.
Your friends from the establishment
You know so much more about my friends than I do.
It wasn't a question, it was a distraction.
Instant classic. Bravo. Made my weekend.
Well, the simple things are standing in a door frame or hiding below a table.
Can I just build a giant table and door frame over my house?
You can have an earthquake on every single point on the earth.
Thanks a lot. Way to spoil my weekend.
Einstein was loser. If he was so smart, why wasn't he rich?
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money. -- Kim Hubbard