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Now that music, a thing to spread joy, has been captured and destroyed, corporate ghouls will next be targeting the simple smile:
Smiles will become the property of Galaxy Wide Exploitation Company. All public displays of smiles will be accompanied by royalties paid to GWEC until such date as smiling has been removed from the human experience.
This is retroactive - please submit all your photos and videos and await invoice.