First, we all need pirate names, which you should add to your
Avast ye land lubbers! I be:
Iron John Roberts
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
I'm guessing that some of you will have the same name, so you may have to improv on your name, some.
Update: Yar! Not only be I scooped, but fer both links I be. Many sorrys to Ethelred Unraed. I hope me men won't be risin up in mutiny for me treachery!