I'm being cremated, so you'll have to shit in my ashes.

I'll have my family email you with where my remains will be spread.

For the record, I've killed hundreds of millions of potential babies, but no "alive" babies.

Also, die in a fire.

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are the reasons this place is going to shit.

They've all been programmed to obey authority without questioning.

LOL, yeah, I'm a fucking KILLING MACHINE!

Have you ever served in the military?

Do you really think we're unable to think for ourselves?

Are you really comparing the military to prison?

I served my country, 5 years in the Marine Corps. I've been all over the world, to countries that saying anything about the leader of that country could get you thrown in prison or worse.
This is a knee-jerk reaction to a kid's momentary lapse of judgement.

You know nothing about me, and it seems, not a whole lot about anything.

Love the lack of free speech here.

Burn a flag, protest, do whatever, but HOW DARE YOU CALL OUR PRESIDENT A PRICK!

You sir, will never visit our country!

Sometimes I can't believe I live in this country, it's so goddamned weird.

"Why wouldn't I just use Windows 7 then?"

No where in the NE (United States at least) does the average humidity level "hover" around 80%, at least not that I could find in my 2 seconds of googling.

That's insane. More like 40-50% is the norm. (Which is still ridiculous. Right now, in Northern Virginia where I live, the temp is 96F with 31% humidity. I just got back from Vegas and it was 109F with much less humidity. Which one was worse? I dunno man, both were stupid hot.

No, they'll answer you, they'll tell you what you want to hear.

Then...they'll do whatever the hell they want. What? You elected them!

(Sadly, that's how it seems to go all over the world.)

Nah, man, see you just don't get it.

Any time in my life I've ever heard that phrase, it was being uttered by a complete and utter tool.

(Why yes, I do use it in day-to-day conversation, why do you ask?)

With their families watching.

I hate people. No, not you, but them. Over there. Next to the oranges.