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Journal Ethelred Unraed's Journal: Arrrr! Red John Kidd I am! Arrrrrrrrrr! 11

Journal by Ethelred Unraed
Avast, ye scurvy swabs!

Don't ye forget: September 19 is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrrrrrrr.

Te help ye, here be a lubbin' link to get yer pirate name and be the fear of the seas...arrrrrrr!

Red John Kidd I am. "Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"

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  • Bloody Sam Rackham.

    I like fighting, give two flying figs for Shakespeare.

    Sam is not my name, but since I'm Irish, I went with Shamus as me name ;)
  • Black John Rackham. Arrr!

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of... SCOTCH!! ARRRRR!!!
  • Me name be Bloody Jack Flint. Off with ye land lubbers while I drinks me grog.
    • Apparently I'm Dread Pirate Kidd. Off to plunder...
      • I be the terrible infamous Dirty Roger Kidd! Ye must be my blood relative. Let's Kill all the rest of these scurvy dogs and split the booty between the two of us, eh?

        Arrgg.
        • Wouldn't recommend that matey, ye swabbies got better things to do then die. Arghhhh.
          • Arrgh, I be tired of hard-tack and barley water! I needs some grog before I faint from this terrible heat. If it be mutiny to get me share of the treasure and be living me dream, then a mutinous dog I be.

            P.s. Ye be a swarthy fellow. Do ye moisturize? What kind of lotion do ye be swabbing your face with?
            • Ye be a swarthy fellow. Do ye moisturize? What kind of lotion do ye be swabbing your face with?

              Arrrrrrr! I be using tha rippin' good cream from L'Oreal! Arrrrrr!

              An' I do me interior decoration with Laura Ashley, arrrrrr!

              Cheers,

              Ethelred

        • I be the terrible infamous Dirty Roger Kidd! Ye must be my blood relative.

          Arrrr, me matey! I also be of the Kidd kin...arrrr, you must be my second cousin on me pa's side thrice removed, born on a thundrin' night full of barley-fired whiskey ravishing a lily-white rascal of a wench...ah, but you have a woman's hands!

          Cheers,

          Ethelred (Kidd)

  • iron tom flint

    i don't know why they asked my real name (brett). it isn't tom. it doesn't rhyme with tom unless you say them both really, really quickly.
  • "Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!"

    An OK name, I guess, but I'm not going to be a pirate this year anyway. For the last 3 years I've been a pirate on our annual Halloween Pirate Pub Crawl, going by the name of "Bonny Anne" (yeah, I know, not terribly creative). But this year I'm going to be a captive on the pirate ship.

    Other pirates sailing on our ship, the Cornstyle Revenge, include Bl

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