Yeah, because who really needs or wants all those nasty national parks. Sell them to corporations to "develop". If future generations, those worthless ingrates, want to have natural beauty, they can bloody well buy 'em back from the corporations and return them to "pristine" beauty. By god we need the money now!
And why should Wyoming have to pay to predict and monitor hurricanes. Florida, Texas and the rest of those freeloading "water" states can fund a dozen satellites and planes to fly through the storms if they care about them so much. Why should everyone else care about minimizing damage to the Port of Houston, the gulf refineries, or the fruit and vegetable crops. It doesn't affect me... I get all my stuff from Walmart, not any of those places.
Because, nowhere in the Constitution can I find authorization for a National Parks Service, or NOAA, or even FEMA.