Can somebody buy that guy some clippers or tweezers to solve his problem of having only a single eyebrow?

No, but he can become one in the afterlife if he has enough wives on Earth prior to his death.

I would switch, but then I'd have to rewrite my hosts files.

The closest I've ever heard where such mismatches caused non-function in normal cars has been when PCMs and BCMs get swapped, and even in those cases, I'm not sure if it was a lockout condition, or simply some kind of incompatible mismatch.

You are saturating 10gbps Network Legs? I would love to see any part of that setup.

Its not that I don't believe you, it is that I would love to be able to do it.

OEMs and their main lobbying organization say cars have become too complex and dangerous for consumers and third parties to handle.

It sounds like it would be in the interests of public safety, to use their own quotations to support an injunction from them being able to sell these unsafe cars.

Just as unmaintainable computers should not be allowed on the Internet, unmaintainable cars should not be allowed on public roads.

None of that negates the fact that there is a legal way to immigrate.

And you seem to be saying that it is okay to break the law if you don't like it, and the government should simply understand and ignore you breaking the law.

Are you saying two wrongs make right?

And one more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K...

It is a well-documented fact that he absolutely loved women. A lot.

Whether they wanted him to or not.

Yeah! Because using your own wealth to educate you own children is EVIL!

There is always a legal way, it just isn't as quick as the illegal kind. Which seems to be the real problem with illegal immigrants, they don't want to wait like everyone else.

I would venture a guess, that if you accounted for Parental involvement in school, it would be the greatest indicator of success in school. And the sad thing is, you cannot call idiot / asshole / drunk / drug parents on their irresponsibly without being labeled "racist" or some other term designed to avoid taking a hard look at parenting choices.

you're a hater is you don't vote for the first lesbian President.

Simply not true. Bill was a lesbian. It is a well-documented fact that he absolutely loved women. A lot.

Nah, the Jebster is her choice. The Bushes and Clintons are very close, and ever since the rumored "McCain / Lieberman UNITY YOU GUYS" ticket rumors I think Hitlary wants to emulate that.

Can you imagine the scale of the fawning press coverage of Hitlary, an open lesbian, and Jeb Bush on the same ticket?

The media would slobber over that even more than the NY Times slobbered over Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin in the 1930's.

In other words, A LOT.