Looking at all these home-made dot-matrix printers and pen plotters reminds me of the DIY 3D printers.
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
I would imagine it's more fun to just spend the next month watching week to week as nature intended
I don't think nature intended us to be sitting on our asses to watch stories happen on animated flat canvases.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I have no desire for an Apple watch (especially since they don't make a left-handed one)
If I remember the Keynote correctly, right-handed/left-handed is available in the settings.
Dude, the Pebble sucks. Get yourself a real smartwatch.
And if you know a place that's "rolling back property taxes" I would love to fucking see it.
Walmart?
This has been happening for a while now. I'm Canadian and I stopped using USA-based hosts almost a decade ago.
Now you are constantly paging because every single Windows program is unusable unless it is in full screen even though the number of white pixels is approximately 98%.
Have you tried inverting the colours?
Here's an idea: don't swallow the toothpaste?
Could the Borg really defeat Tooth Decay?
Google should ask Apple how to transmit updates to lots of users at once.
And without their approval, too!
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.