lawyers. Seriously, can we please round these bottom-feeders up and put them at the bottom of Yucca Mountain?
I'm all for it, but I think we'll have to wait far too long before any radioactive waste actually ends up there. Let's just go with Chernobyl?
Plus it's incredibly rare for a rugby player to make the headlines, full stop.
Fixed that for you.
Those are essentially the only barrier to success. Developing those might take a while. Maybe even another century. But saying it's never going to happen??? What are you guys expecting? MAD? Rapture? The sun going supernova? Teleportation devices? Fuck, you disappoint me.
Maybe we just know something you don't know. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
These statistics are skewed by sampling error, of course, since we know the best place to read Slashdot is from work...
Unlike slashdot, which writes everything in code on paper and has mute gnomes who it in a locked vault.
Actually, the mute gnomes hand off the coded papers through an airlock to blind gnomes, who then store them in the locked vault.
Hey! That's the same password I have on my chastity belt!
You've changed, man. It used to be about the music!
Or, wait...what was Slashdot about waaay back in the 900,000 range of UIDs?
Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.