"Insert Row Below" is Alt->JLE. "Insert Row Above" is Alt->JLA.

I know this because as soon as you hit Alt, the ribbon shows the shortcuts for the next step. If you're in a table, you see that the "Layout" tab is invoked with "JL", and once you press those, the "Insert Row Below" button is invoked with "E".

If you're using the mouse to do these things, you're doing it wrong. If you're doing a lot of table-related work, your fingers will quickly learn the keystrokes for you.

It's obviously just a Case Of The Missing Hyphen. The headline should read "Tor-Using Narcotics Store".

Mathematical proofs are certain

The proofs themselves may be certain, but you can't ever be sure of it within your own mind. Maybe the universe was created with all of your memories intact halfway through your understanding of the proof.

A coffee shop is one of those places you go to browse online forums.

I'd love to see Robert Picardo play The Doctor. I'll admit it's 90% for the joke (he played The Doctor in ST:Voyager), but if he can do a British accent, I think he'd be able to pull it off well.

Same as any other new technology.

In 2028, James Cameron will spend 3.2 trillion dollars on Avatar: Reloaded. You'll spend $50 to see it once in theatres.

The technology will be ported to games about 5 years after that, costing $60/game (top-tier game prices haven't changed since 1980).

5 years after that, $2 flash games will all include photo-realistic graphics at 200 fps.

Could someone get this in terms of LOCs?

All of them.

Apple's no-porn-on-the-iPhone stand

A quick GIS shows that there's at least one instance of porn on an iPod stand.

This is by far the most plausible explanation I've seen presented.

I'm sorry, but I've been at this for a few minutes and seriously can't figure it out. Can you explain the joke?