Given that the lottery is frequently described as a "tax on people who are bad at math," it is a wonderful irony that this money is going to commemorate some of the most important mathematical work in history.

I'm all for it, but I think we'll have to wait far too long before any radioactive waste actually ends up there. Let's just go with Chernobyl?

Plus it's incredibly rare for a rugby player to make the headlines, full stop.

Fixed that for you.

Maybe we just know something you don't know. So long, and thanks for all the fish!

These statistics are skewed by sampling error, of course, since we know the best place to read Slashdot is from work...

Actually, the mute gnomes hand off the coded papers through an airlock to blind gnomes, who then store them in the locked vault.

Hey! That's the same password I have on my chastity belt!

You've changed, man. It used to be about the music!

Or, wait...what was Slashdot about waaay back in the 900,000 range of UIDs?

You won't even be allowed to possess the sixth version of this Nexus phone on the planet Earth. It will only be for use in the off-world colonies.

Special Verizon squads have orders to destroy, upon detection, any Nexus Six phone. This is called "retirement," and is not covered under warranty.