Your parents named you "shit Jim"?

It can't be me because I never would have designed it to be reversible. I would have just told people to pay up for the keys after overwriting their files with random data. It's like half the work.

The robots would rather kill everything.

Wild, rampant, and baseless speculation.
He could have found Jesus and decided to not be mean to people.
He could have multiple personality disorder.
He could be a dog with a computer randomly pawing at the keys.

I thought all Alaskans were owned by the Discovery channel and worked on reality shows.

At least they're not using UDP.

APPL was chosen for a different reason.

Agreed - apps are what you get at Chili's.

App the apps while apping apps!
What the fuck ever happened to "program", "application", "software", or "code"?

It's not a Silverlight limitation. Netflix limits the general web user to stereo for piracy concerns.

Yup. The language / environment is largely irrelevant. That's what references, manuals, APIs, and all other forms of documentation are for.
Knowing how to program is what matters.

Whoooooooooooosh

Wrong.
Backups have to be on media that is completely disconnected. No data and no power. Otherwise it's a copy.

They will, however, keep selling more and more ridiculous ship designs for more and more ridiculous amounts of money before the game is finished.