Submission + - You spoke, we listened!
First, we know how everyone felt about Beta. Beta is now simply redirected to the all new look and feel of our current Slashdot site. We took the old code out back and shot it, so set your mind at ease.
Second, we have posted way too many April first articles. Starting next year, we are hoping to limit this to one article. Competition begins at midnight, so submit your articles early. In the event of ties we may have to post two or more articles, we'll play this by ear for now. We hope that ties do not exceed thirty or more articles, but it's your votes so we can make no promises.
Third, we are adding an "edit" button to posts. Finally, you will be able to catch those unwanted errors in grammar and tags and be able to make corrections as you see fit. Edits will be restricted to one per article, and first come first serve. Yes, that's right! You can fix your friends article for them if they make a typo too! We are all about the user here at Slashdot.
Lastly, we are offering "premium" members the option of opting out of auto-play video. Anonymous posters and users with bad Karma will still receive the video with auto-play enabled, and at a volume of 10. Advertisers are demanding the audio level, and this is out of our control.
Enjoy your April 1st!