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Submission + - Is the Higgs boson its own worst enemy? (nytimes.com)

Frosty Piss writes: More than a year after an explosion shut down the Large Hadron Collider, it's poised to start up again. Then it will be time to test one of the most bizarre and revolutionary theories in science. Holger Bech Nielsen, of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, and Masao Ninomiya of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto, Japan, have put forth the idea that the troubled collider is being sabotaged by its own future, that the Higgs boson might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one."It must be our prediction that all Higgs producing machines shall have bad luck," Dr. Nielsen said. Dr. Nielsen, known in physics as one of the founders of string theory, and Dr. Ninomiya started laying out their case for doom in the spring of 2008.

Submission + - Google in Hot Water with Chinese Over (google.com)

Frosty Piss writes: Google is facing new complaints over its digital library project from Chinese authors who say their copyrights are being violated (Oh, the irony!) According to the Associated Press, the objections are being raised by a government-affiliated group called the China Written Works Copyright Society. Zhang Hongbo, deputy director of the Chinese group, which represents writers' groups but is under the supervision of the national copyrights bureau, says his group found nearly 18,000 works by 570 Chinese authors. "Google's digital library scanned those copyright-protected works without permission. This violates American copyright laws and international treaties," Zhang said. "This also violates the basic principle that they should ask permission from the authors first, pay to use them and then use them."
Movies

Submission + - Studios Ask Judge To Bar RealNetworks DVD Burner

Frosty Piss writes: "On Friday, lawyers urged a federal judge to bar RealNetworks from selling software that allows consumers to copy their DVDs to computer hard drives, arguing that the Seattle-based company's product is an illegal pirating tool. RealNetworks' lawyers countered later in the morning that its RealDVD product is equipped with piracy protections that limits a DVD owner to making a single copy and a legitimate way to back up copies of movies legally purchased. The same judge who shut down is presiding over the three-day trial."
Movies

Submission + - Film Critic Fired for Reviewing Pirated Film

Frosty Piss writes: "Most Slashdotters are probably not entertainment dish whores like me, so you all might have missed this. Roger Friedman, formerly Fox News' entertainment reporter, was fired by Fox and Twentieth Century for writing a review of Wolverine based on a pirated copy of the film. The trouble began when a pirated copy of the film made its debut on the Web. Fox immediately condemned it as 'theft and copying of an unfinished workprint' and enlisted the FBI and the MPAA to track down the perpetrators. Downloading a copy of the film himself, Friedman wrote a review that appear in his Fox411 column, 'I doubt anyone else has seen this film. But everyone can relax. I am, in fact, amazed about how great Wolverine turned out. It exceeds expectations at every turn,' he wrote. Friedman was fired shortly thereafter."
Media

Submission + - Hearst To Charge For On-Line News

Frosty Piss writes: "Newspaper kingpin Hearst Corp. said its newspapers plan to hold back at least some content from their free Web sites. 'Exactly how much paid content to hold back from our free sites will be a judgment call made daily by our management, whose mission should be to run the best free Web sites in our markets without compromising our ability to get a fair price from consumers for the expensive, unique reporting and writing that we produce each day,' said Steven Swartz, the president of Hearst newspapers. With Hearst closing the print version of Seattle Post-Intellegencer this month and considering the same fate for the San Fransisco Chronicle, will this move backfire and kill the online versions as well?"
Windows

Submission + - Microsoft to businesses: Upgrade to Vista

Frosty Piss writes: "Microsoft's advice to corporate customers considering a migration from Windows XP directly to the forthcoming Windows 7 operating system: Think about Windows Vista instead. The guidance was heavy on warning about the risks in skipping Vista in order to move directly from XP to Windows 7. A Forrester survey released last month showed that 15 percent of businesses are considering moving directly from XP to Windows 7."
Businesses

Submission + - Circuit City Bites (...the dust)

Frosty Piss writes: "While it's a sad day for 30,000 Circuit City employees now looking for work, I can't say I'll miss this chain store. Circuit City has reached a deal to be fully liquidated after failing to find a buyer or a refinancing deal. 'Regrettably for the more than 30,000 employees of Circuit City and our loyal customers, we were unable to reach an agreement with our creditors and lenders to structure a going-concern transaction in the limited timeframe available, and so this is the only possible path for our company,' said CEO said James Marcum. People with Circuit City warranties might be SOL. Could Best Buy be next? We can only hope..."
Medicine

Submission + - California Surgeon Used Human Fat to Power Car

Frosty Piss writes: "Lawmakers in California had good foresight, after all who would have thought to use human body fat to make biodiesel? California law forbids the use of human medical waste to power vehicles. But Dr. Craig Alan Bittner didn't know that when he decided to use the liposuction fat from his patients to make "lipodiesel" to power his SUV. "Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly but they get to take part in saving the Earth," said th good doctor."
Medicine

Submission + - Blood from mosquito traps car thief

Frosty Piss writes: "Police in Finland make arrest for car theft based on a DNA sample taken from a sample blood found inside a mosquito. "A police patrol carried out an inspection of the car and they noticed a mosquito that had sucked blood. It was sent to the laboratory for testing, which showed the blood belonged to a man who was in the police registers," a police officer told reporters. The suspect, who has been interrogated, has insisted he did not steal the car, saying he had hitchhiked and was given a lift by a man driving the car. I'm wondering if the suspect should have denied any association with the car at all. After all, who knows where that mosquito had been?"
Medicine

Submission + - New Study: People 'still willing to torture'

Frosty Piss writes: Decades after the notorious "Milgram experiment", researchers at Santa Clara University have found test subjects are still willing to inflict pain on others, if told to by an authority figure. Researchers repeated the famous experiment, with volunteers told to deliver electrical shocks to another volunteer, played by an actor. Even after faked screams of pain, 70% were prepared to increase the voltage, the study found. In the original study, published in 1963, Yale University professor Stanley Milgram recruited volunteers to help carry out a medical experiment, with none aware that they were actually the subject of the test.
Privacy

Submission + - Facebook: You have been served.

Frosty Piss writes: "An attorney in Australia has used Facebook to notify a couple that they lost their home after defaulting on a loan. The Australian Capital Territory Supreme Court last Friday approved lawyer Mark McCormack's application to use Facebook to serve the legally binding documents after several failed attempts to contact the couple at the house and by e-mail."
Patents

Submission + - How much would you pay for a ;-)?

Frosty Piss writes: "A Russian businessman has trademarked the emoticon. Oleg Teterin, president of the mobile ad company Superfone, said Thursday he doesn't plan on tracking down individual users following the decision by the federal patent agency. "I want to highlight that this is only directed at corporations, companies that are trying to make a profit without the permission of the trademark holder," he said in comments to NTV. Companies will be sent legal warnings if they use the symbol without his permission, he said. "Legal use will be possible after buying an annual license from us, it won't cost that much — tens of thousands of dollars.""
Google

Submission + - Google to buy Valve

Frosty Piss writes: "According to The Inquirer, Google is set to buy Valve. 'Valve has the best content distribution platform out there, bar none. Steam may have had rough patches here and there, but they are almost all ironed out now, and just about everyone that matters has signed up to use it. When Google picks them up, it will be a clean kill, no one else will matter. It is a good buy for them, a good thing for Valve, and in general, good for everyone except MS. Then again, they are irrelevant now, so who cares?'"
Privacy

Submission + - Foreign-owned hotels to install firewall in China

Frosty Piss writes: "Foreign-owned hotels in China face the prospect of "severe retaliation" if they refuse to install government software that can spy on Internet use by hotel guests coming to watch the summer Olympic games. Republican Senator Sam Brownback produced a translated version of a document from China's Public Security Bureau that requires hotels to use the monitoring equipment. The Public Security Bureau order threatens that failure to comply could result in financial penalties, suspending access to the Internet or the loss of a license to operate a hotel in China. The policy was designed to "ensure the smooth opening" of the Olympics, as well as "promote the healthy and orderly development of the Internet, safeguard state security, maintain social order and protect public interests," the translation of the one of the documents read."
Businesses

Submission + - Attachmate CEO charged with killing 32 bison

Frosty Piss writes: "Jeff Hawn, the chairman and chief executive of Attachmate, has been charged with killing 32 bison on a neighbor's ranch in Colorado. The warrant charges Hawn with 34 counts of theft, criminal mischief and aggravated cruelty to animals. According to the warrant, three bison were killed on Hawn's ranch; eight on Bureau of Land Management property; four on U.S. Forest Service property; 17 on neighboring rancher's property. Arrangements are being made for Hawn to turn himself in. Pictures at the Denver Post of the bison slaughter are quite gruesome."

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