"NOOOO those were supposed to be private! Only for access to authorized Bugzilla users and those with the technical means to steal the information!!! Our precious cyberweapons, RUINED!!! T_T " - NSA

Crop yields down. Yes, seriously.

All you've shown is that we're growing more corn - which should be no surprise to anyone given how it's used in all our first-world processed junk food, and now we're even using it to fuel our cars. And the US has been subsidizing the hell out of it.

Suggesting that global warming could be a net positive for global crop yields flies in the face of all research to date:

http://www.skepticalscience.co...

http://www.epa.gov/climatechan...

http://www.theguardian.com/env...

This is one of the biggest problems global warming is bringing with it, I don't know how you'd missed it.

Good article, all climate denialists should read this.

We don't have to choose between more heat and an ice age, and while you might think a warmer climate might be nice in your particular area, there is literally a world of negative side effects that would come with it which you would likely find to be the less desirable option. There's nothing nice about global warming. Crop yields down, nasty weather up...lots of info is available if you wish to seek it out (protip: avoid the conspiracy blog echo chamber).

They flushed it and then it went to a water treatment facility, like regular sewage...

I can't imagine any.

Technically this wasn't jamming - it was a DoS through wifi deauth attacks.

Actually jamming other wifi routers while keeping yours up would be extremely tricky or maybe impossible.

Exactly.

But in the mind of libertarian nutball Cody Wilson, lawmakers will just say "Welp, he beat us, time to pack up and go home, I'll see if I can charter an APC for us since it's gonna be like Somalia out there. This is the worst day since the basic theoretical disproof and repeated cracks of DRM made us give up on digital copyright issues."

My BS meter is immediately going off because:

- It's a story about how crazy the Chinese government is, this topic is prime BS news breeding ground
- It's a little too good to be true
- Many sources have deleted the news, current source is "Agencies."

I fully expect to get the full story in the next Cracked.com BS news roundup.

And the parodies of the film will be called ... UPS.

The scene will involve a UPS driver putting boxes in the truck in a neat manner all to the tune of the Russian classic "The Peddlers" (aka "ÐsоÑобÐÐнÐÐÐ")

Keep in mind these are asians we're talking about, and according to their action movies and cartoons, they have about 10 gallons of blood stored under high pressure :-P

Yes, this is a common set of mistakes and misunderstandings as well as the bizarre focus on grant money over the money in the entire fossil fuel industry that the average climate denialist partakes in.

Then you really won't like legal media which includes DRM which will make the user experience vastly more frustrating than it would be for a pirate, and/or online authentication servers that usually go down at some point in the future, rendering your purchase useless.

Your equipment will now have 57% brighter indicator LEDs on the front to burn your retinas at night!

That sounds like a challenge :-P

But seriously they're not Americans so they're not going to fill any object that could be a fun target with holes just because they can get away with it.