I could use one of those on my moisture farm.

Researcher1: "Watson, I have fed you a set of symptoms, along with the total of all knowledge on the Internet. Please come up with a treatment plan."
Watson: "Apparently, if you put one molecule of poison in a cup of water, then dilute the mixture until there is nothing left but pure water it will cure anything. At least that's what my sources say."

You must mean 'Rule #37: IF DATA IS COLLECTED, THE NSA HAS A COPY OF IT'.
Rules #35 and #36 are already taken.

I think this is relevant: How Amy Webb hacked online dating:

http://www.ted.com/talks/amy_webb_how_i_hacked_online_dating.html

I'm pretty sure yanking a drive out of a RAID1 bay will "forcibly fail" it.

I think you don't understand who owns who in this country. Upper management in a big corporation owns the politicians and the cops. They work at the pleasure of the corporation.

Yeah, good luck with that popular revolution when the powers-that-be own their own army of Terminators. Don't think it's coming? Ten years ago I wouldn't have thought local police would have TANKS either.

By the rules of Homeopathy, dilute the video until there is nothing left, not a single pixel, and it will have the most value!

I got questioned by a curious cop who didn't like the looks of us. We had tools in the back, because my buddy works for a gym fixing hot-tubs and equipment. The cop didn't believe us that the tools were for his job. He also didn't believe us that we were parked on the side of the road to go jogging. We were wearing jeans and sweatshirts. Eventually he couldn't find anything specifically wrong with the situation and let us go. Being two white kids from an upscale neighborhood had something to do with that.

We were lucky that he didn't notice that we had taken down the 'OVER TWO TONS GROSS WEIGHT FORBIDDEN' sign and put it face down in the back of the car. We took it to hang it over the girl's dorm entrance.

I'm not worried. I don't do anything. I just sit at home watching movies on my LG Smart-TV... *DOH*!

"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of /b/tards suddenly cried out in anticipation, and got busy on the challenge."

An analysis of your writing style has determined that your real slashdot username is 'scutter'.

> What if I'm eating my lunch and only typing with one hand?

Yeah, right. "eating my lunch"...

If the system detects you are "eating your lunch" and typing with one hand, it will automatically direct you to your favorite porn sites.

> robots will be good enough to do it all for us.

or clones of Sam Rockwell.

He's four. Clearly you don't know any four year olds, but he is more likely to EAT the phone than to write a simple script.