Never heard of 'rigor mortis'?
Insert penis into scanner.
Error, insufficient data, biometric password must be at least 3 inches.
You don't measure your penis size, you use a challenge-response system that measures your penis size IN RELATION to a specific photograph!
Sure, give the parents and kids 6 weeks vacation to take together like the civilized world does, and then extend school into the remainder of summer.
I find that Facebook, Google, and every other "targeted" ad system does the same thing: they show me ads for the thing that I just bought and won't need to buy again for several years.
I joined Mensa, and at my first meeting I brought 'smarties' and 'smart food' to share. Nobody thought it was funny and they were kind of annoyed. I didn't come back.
> Just because a corrupt judge signs off on it, doesn't make it legal.
Actually, when a judge signs off on it, like it or not, the warrant by definition becomes legal.
I hereby revoke my consent.
Because fascinating games with depth don't look like pretty like a Michael Bay movie. Go play Dwarf Fortress or Minecraft for a while and wonder why you look up at 5 am wondering where the night went. The same problems have hit Hollywood; When big money is involved you get people who are following the money without any passion for the craft.
1. Switch ringer to vibrate
2. Call self
3. Goto 2.
> Random garbage or valid perl?
I just ran it through my Perl interpreter to find out:
$ perl -e '/&%#%^&*)^ADVkjR$%^$E)!HJLGAZ^&R%\jkghlk/^'
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Microsoft has finally gone too far:
And you're assuming that your compiler isn't inserting extra code that wasn't in the source code.