...

I'm disappointed there's not two Journal Entries today, so I'll just channel the two dumbasses and entertain you.

Railgunner: Dow closes to lowest level since 1997. Change you can believe in.

damn_registrars: Once again everyone's favorite hyper-con who I dearly love to stalk is at it again, telling lies and half truths. Why does he hate? WHY WON'T HE LET ME POST IN HIS JOURNAL??


Aw fuck it. I can't do it. I can't intentionally lower my IQ to either one of their idiot levels.

Sorry - seek your entertainment elsewhere today.

Here's a good way.

Hey iminplaya - hollaifyahearme.

I'LL GET YOU ALL BEFORE I'M THROUGH!

Baby don't hurt me...

I'd tell you, but I'm not allowed to post in your Journal.

You big meanie.

*sob*

I love you, man. But totally in a platonic, not-gay way. After all, I'm not Sam Neill.

And the mod tsunami was fucking brilliant.

I hate the way you won't let me post more than twice in an hour. I hate the way you censor me, I hate the way your idiot denizens look and smell.

In short, slashdot, I hate everything about you and am breaking up with you.

The only thing slashdot has taught me is that you fucking nerds deserved every beating a jock gave you in school.

I think you fuckers secretly like the wedgies you got; it's still the closest thing some of you have ever had to a sexual experience.

FOREMAN. OUT.

Post some of the dumbest shit in their journals.



I hate this place.

Seeing this a lot lately.

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Time to karma whore the front page again, I guess.

Owned.

Witness the Clintonesque awesomeness of "depends what you mean by damages" comment he lets fly.

Notice how I throw him off my scent by including a token liberal insult.

See the bearded lady! The bat-boy! Step right up!

See DR, the correct point to make would have been that there were no excessive damages. Then, my boy, you would have been correct. You'd still be a dumbass...

That was such an easy one that I'm surprised the neoncons didn't jump on you for that.

Though I'm starting to think DR's a neocon strawman sock puppet account.

I'm convinced he's a dumbass.

The guy whining about the neocons preventing him from posting is preventing me from posting in his.

Which makes him no different!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

8====D~~~~
I've been foed. About damn time, dumbass.

Who knew the mock account would work so well? I mean, one little mock posting and the guy goes completely apeshit.

I wasn't even trying that hard.

Definitely not my best work, and yet still remarkably effective.

LOVE AND KISSES

Do I try and educate him on the finer points of destroying conservatives in debates, or do I continue to mock him in the hope that he improves himself?

So I'll create a new JE instead.

Here's the gist of it from memory:
Translation: Like any other conservative on this site, smitty kicked my ass in a debate, pointing out my logical fallacies, so I'm de-friending or foeing him and resorting to an ad hominem attack by just dismissing him as "ignorant".

You can almost envision a right winger here typing that. And that is how you troll, and how I roll.

I should really charge for lessons.

You know, what I really wanted to see was a post from PMF where he lets loose with the GODDAMN YOU RED! bit, because I cream my shorts whenever I see it.