Comment Re:Too simple (Score 1) 588
Which is why I get all of my meat and vegetables directly from a local family owned farm.
Which is why I get all of my meat and vegetables directly from a local family owned farm.
At a place I worked, they offered the sales team a challenge very much like the 'ideal' one you described. A group target was set, and each individual was given a target at some modest percentage above what their current rolling average was. Everyone either won or lost together. The sales team was very much like in your description, with an established lead salesperson who made the bulk of the sales and was given all of the "important" big strategic deals, some middle of the pack sales people who did a tenth what the lead did, and a few clueless newbies making cold-calls.
Everyone panicked, started messing up their normal routines. The lead salesperson wanted the prize, so give big discounts to close some sales a month earlier than they would have "naturally", and handed the contact information to the lower salespeople to "close" the sales (ie: write up the paperwork). The lower salespeople gladly took the "free" sales and ignored their own "harder" sales. The contest was won, the next month the lead had a bad month because he had dredged his pipeline with the big discounts. The other salespeople had bad months too because they had messed up the flow of their routines.
I'm not saying your idea isn't good. I'm just saying it's very hard to "game" the sales process, especially when your salespeople are experts at winning the game. Unintended consequences abound...
Never heard of 'rigor mortis'?
Insert penis into scanner.
Error, insufficient data, biometric password must be at least 3 inches.
You don't measure your penis size, you use a challenge-response system that measures your penis size IN RELATION to a specific photograph!
Sure, give the parents and kids 6 weeks vacation to take together like the civilized world does, and then extend school into the remainder of summer.
I find that Facebook, Google, and every other "targeted" ad system does the same thing: they show me ads for the thing that I just bought and won't need to buy again for several years.
I joined Mensa, and at my first meeting I brought 'smarties' and 'smart food' to share. Nobody thought it was funny and they were kind of annoyed. I didn't come back.
> Just because a corrupt judge signs off on it, doesn't make it legal.
Actually, when a judge signs off on it, like it or not, the warrant by definition becomes legal.
I hereby revoke my consent.
Because fascinating games with depth don't look like pretty like a Michael Bay movie. Go play Dwarf Fortress or Minecraft for a while and wonder why you look up at 5 am wondering where the night went. The same problems have hit Hollywood; When big money is involved you get people who are following the money without any passion for the craft.
1. Switch ringer to vibrate
2. Call self
3. Goto 2.
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> Random garbage or valid perl?
I just ran it through my Perl interpreter to find out:
$ perl -e '/&%#%^&*)^ADVkjR$%^$E)!HJLGAZ^&R%\jkghlk/^'
42
$
Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the pens will multiply instead of disappear.