Never heard of 'rigor mortis'?

Insert penis into scanner.
Error, insufficient data, biometric password must be at least 3 inches.

You don't measure your penis size, you use a challenge-response system that measures your penis size IN RELATION to a specific photograph!

Sure, give the parents and kids 6 weeks vacation to take together like the civilized world does, and then extend school into the remainder of summer.

I find that Facebook, Google, and every other "targeted" ad system does the same thing: they show me ads for the thing that I just bought and won't need to buy again for several years.

I joined Mensa, and at my first meeting I brought 'smarties' and 'smart food' to share. Nobody thought it was funny and they were kind of annoyed. I didn't come back.

> Just because a corrupt judge signs off on it, doesn't make it legal.

Actually, when a judge signs off on it, like it or not, the warrant by definition becomes legal.

I hereby revoke my consent.

Because fascinating games with depth don't look like pretty like a Michael Bay movie. Go play Dwarf Fortress or Minecraft for a while and wonder why you look up at 5 am wondering where the night went. The same problems have hit Hollywood; When big money is involved you get people who are following the money without any passion for the craft.

1. Switch ringer to vibrate
2. Call self
3. Goto 2.

> /&%#%^&*)^ADVkjR$%^$E)!HJLGAZ^&R%\jkghlk/^
> Random garbage or valid perl?

I just ran it through my Perl interpreter to find out:

$ perl -e '/&%#%^&*)^ADVkjR$%^$E)!HJLGAZ^&R%\jkghlk/^'
42
$

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Microsoft has finally gone too far:

https://flic.kr/p/nJ4xag

And you're assuming that your compiler isn't inserting extra code that wasn't in the source code.

Will someone explain to me why I would choose "Cinnamon" or "MATE" or "Xfce" or "LXDE" etc etc etc?
One would be for an old underpowered laptop, the other for a reasonably modern desktop.

It's really off-putting to hear how great Mint is, then go to the site and the first thing you need to do is decide which environment you will choose with no explanations of what that choice will mean to you. Are there programs that will only work under one environment and not the others? Are we just talking about differences in the file browser and config/update system?