Working on a degree through University of Phoenix just to get the piece of paper--but even when I do it'll be useless because I'm already at a level that requires at least a masters per formal requirements.
I admire your drive, so I'll tell you--don't waste your money on Phoenix. Their standards are extremely low and they have no cred. I work at a traditional university with an online component for graduate degrees and we won't even accept a Phoenix graduate into our programs unless they have proven themselves in other ways. If you're going to put in the money and effort, find another school. There are a few good online programs out there.
/Disclaimer: I work at a traditional, nonprofit university in the Boston area, but I'm not saying which one.