Comment Re:Job Performance (Score 1) 401
not everyone vaguely connected to the government is a clandestine CIA operative.
Of course not! The people who "work" for the "CIA" aren't really operatives at all, they're just there to dupe us into thinking the rest of the government isn't clandestine operatives. Actually, the real intelligence arm of the United States Government is the Department of Agriculture. Anyone can do SIGINT work, but what really matters is who controls the milk.
*Cue X-files theme*