Actually, the reason you won't do that is because there was no "sarcasm" (a word I'm not convinced you even understand), and to try to point out any sarcasm in an attempt to cover up your inability to follow a thread would be folly, as you well know.

Those words were never used until you used them. Please try to pay attention.

""Oh crap, we're running low on cash! We need more monies! Quick, let people spend $1500 for some tech from us!""

You are evidently unaware that Google Glass is made by Google?

You should have gone with glass.google.com, since google.com is the only domain any sane person would expect to find google products.

And I said that it negates the REST of your point...uhm. WHERE?

"And you know some clueless Glasshole is going to post his lame attempts at picking up women and getting bitch-slapped once they notice what he's wearing."

You really don't understand how the real world works, do you? The more likely scenario is that she wasn't going to give him the time of day until she noticed the Glass(es?), at which point she'll be at least interested enough to try to find out if he has millions or is just in the wealthy category. Seriously, the number of people who take issue with Glass elsewhere (i.e. not Slashdot) is exceedingly low. Here people like to paint it as a universally despised technology, but it's not. Also, I'm not entirely certain from your post, but: You do know that Glass doesn't magically render the capability to see women's underwear, right?

Do pray tell us. What do you think was "made up" in my post? You seem to have left that little detail out, presumably because you know how stupid you would sound if you tried to provide an actual example.

It's called KDE

Well then, we owe Karen a debt of grattitude, don't we :-)

So you are saying that you don't know anything about KDE then? I've got news for you. The Unix philosophy was conceived before there was a GUI. It doesn't apply to GUI based apps and Window Managers. KDE is modular, and does not stand in the way of the Unix philosophy. In fact muttering Gnome and KDE in the same sentence is pretty much trolling.

"Why not just walk up to Smaug, kick him in the eyeball and demand the Arkenstone "OR ELSE" there Bilbo!"

Oh wait! I know this one! It's because Smaug and Bilbo are fictional characters in a story!

Well then, your use case is confirmed as the only valid one and you are indeed correct. There is no need for search on a TV box. Anybody who would use it is clearly part of a growing contingent of ne'er do wells.

" Can someone please confirm that I'm not a total loser faggot?"

I'm afraid that simply isn't in the cards for you :-(

"BOOOO GUIs."

You are kidding right? Their is plenty of GUI wholesome goodness to go around in the Linux world. We want a powerful command line in addition to the GUI, not in place of it.

Maybe they lied. Maybe they didn't. You don't know if they did or didn't and I don't know if they did or didn't. You are a straight friggin idiot if you can't understand that.