You want to be an airplane pilot?
Well, show me how you can kickflip on this skateboard!

It reminds me of a joke. It was something like :
* What do you do for a living?
* I protect the population : I'm a velociraptor hunter
* But, there's no velociraptor!
* You're welcome.

That.
I'm a Ruby programmer, but had to begin working on a Java project last year.
As a Vim user, I was just horrified at the amount of "Bar bar = foo.getBar();" I had to write by hand.
I began to use Eclipse (with Vrapper) and suddenly everything was less painful.
When I code Ruby with Vim now, I'm surprised when I change a method and don't see red markers appear in my code.

why aren't apes having human babies now

That's actually a funny/insightful question :D

I thought about this.
Between :
* dying a quick (but horrible) death
* rotting away for eternity without trial, regular torture, sleep deprevation and occasional 30-hour binge of Christina Aguilera.
What would you choose?
I'm really not sure, but I think I'd choose the death by fire.

Slashdot has a well-hidden edit button.
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It can be :
www.dxomark.com/Reviews/Looking-for-new-photo-gear-DxOMark-s-Perceptual-Megapixel-can-help-you

+1 Insightful
-1 Choose Canon

Which anyone which did any sort of text processing or any other kind of data managling already new.

By text processing, did you mean "knew->new" , "which->who" and "managing->managling"?

From Poettering himself :
http://lists.freedesktop.org/a...

Yes
https://adblockplus.org/

In order to do the more involved things, "physical observation, bugging rooms, and breaking into phones or computers", they have to get a warrant

How cutely naive!

Actually, everything was fine until you made an observation about the observation.
The universe is doomed now.
What have you done????

RAW support for newer cameras might force me to abandon CS6 one day.
That sucks (for customers), and Adobe knows it.

By your logic, nobody is allowed to accuse anyone of using strawman arguments.
My list is a reasonably accurate summary of what he said in TFA.