Can somebody buy that guy some clippers or tweezers to solve his problem of having only a single eyebrow?

No, but he can become one in the afterlife if he has enough wives on Earth prior to his death.

I would switch, but then I'd have to rewrite my hosts files.

And one more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K...

It is a well-documented fact that he absolutely loved women. A lot.

Whether they wanted him to or not.

Nah, the Jebster is her choice. The Bushes and Clintons are very close, and ever since the rumored "McCain / Lieberman UNITY YOU GUYS" ticket rumors I think Hitlary wants to emulate that.

Can you imagine the scale of the fawning press coverage of Hitlary, an open lesbian, and Jeb Bush on the same ticket?

The media would slobber over that even more than the NY Times slobbered over Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin in the 1930's.

In other words, A LOT.

Also: Her running mate will be....

Jeb Bush.

One People. One Party. One Leader.

Report to re-education camp immediately.

Yeah, my browser has a lot of opinions on my writing, but it's less judgmental than a lot of the feedback I get on my computer, so I ignore it a lot :)

I think your post achieves peak pun-ish meant.

Much like the turtles, it's hoaxes all the way down.

The weight difference is interesting. I wonder why they don't include average weight differences between lenses on the site when you're pricing it out? I suppose it is because the difference is so small that it would sell less upgrades. For my son's glasses I worry less about the frames and more about scratch resistance and lens replaceability (browser spellcheck claims that's not a word. Of course it also thinks spellcheck is not a word either, but I believe it's in common enough usage to be a full non-hyphened compound :) ). Of course, he's 7, so hopefully his lens care will get better over time. He hasn't complained about comfort from any of the glasses he's had yet, though he had them from age 2, so he has little non-glasses experience. I'm afraid to ask in case it makes him aware of discomforts he was happily tolerating pre-question.

Hopefully a Roy, not a Leon.

" I tried Plasma 5, and - gone it was! "

What was gone?